[Headcanon] Things Lovers Do: GlutTemp Edition

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Who is the most affectionate?

Gluttony, walau lebih ke arah suka godain daripada langsung romantis macem Diligence.

Who drives and who rides shotgun?

Temperance drives, Gluttony rides shotgun.

Who is most likely to carry the other?

Gluttony, lah. Walau dianya kadang gak mau karena gak mau capek. (Emangnya Sloth.)

Nicknames?

Gluttony manggil "Temp", "Tempe", atau "Temperance"; bergantung mood dia. Temperance manggil "Gluttony".

Who proposes?

Gluttony.

Who sings along with the radio?

Dua-duanya, apalagi kalo lagu Jepang.

Who worries most?

Temperance. Dia kan rempong.

Who always wants to take selfies with the other?

Gluttony, dan dia sedih karena Temperance sering nolak diajak selfie bareng.

Who has the weird taste in music?

Dua-duanya. Mereka suka apa aja yang dari Jepang karena mereka pasangan otaku.

Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?

Gluttony. Temperance gak bisa inget karena pesanan Gluttony banyak banget, suka gonta-ganti tiap kali dateng, atau dua-duanya.

Who is embarrassed to take their clothes off in front of the other?

Temperance. Gluttony sering disegel kalo liat, sengaja atau nggak.

Who tops?

Gluttony.

Who initiates kisses?

Dua-duanya, bergantung siapa yang pengen.

Who reaches for the other's hand first?

Gluttony, biasanya kalo lagi di tempat rame. Katanya biar Temperance gak nyasar atau ilang.

Who kisses the hardest?

Bukan keduanya.

Who is the most ticklish?

Gluttony, dan ini jadi senjata Temperance kalo pengen jahilin si tukang makan.

Who brings an animal they found home?

Gak ada.

Who holds the umbrella for the other when it's raining?

Gluttony, kalo lagi bagus mood-nya.

Who tries to playfully embarrass the other in public?

Gluttony big time. Temperance kadang ngamuk gara-gara ini.

Who kills the scary bugs?

Temperance. Gluttony tidak mau berurusan dengan makhluk kotor. (Emang Chastity?)

Who asks the other weird questions at random in the middle of the night?

Gluttony sering banget nanyain hal aneh ke Temperance. Kadang Temperance gak mau jawab dan ditinggal tidur.

Who hogs the blankets?

Gluttony. Rebutan, deh.

Who wakes up first?

Temperance, buat meditasi.

Who wants to stay in bed just a bit longer?

Gak keduanya. Kalo udah waktunya bangun, mereka bakal bangun, beres-beres, dan mulai kerja.

Who always makes coffee for the other each morning?

Temperance, karena dia selalu bangun pagi. Kadang ditambahin herbal biar sehat.

Who cries during certain films or when reading sad books?

Dua-duanya. Apalagi Cl*nnad.

Who gets scared during horror films?

Dua-duanya juga.

Who cuts the other's hair?

Gluttony, tapi Temperance sendiri gak mau rambutnya dipotong.

Who says "I love you" first?

Gluttony, dan Temperance bisa dipastikan bakal bales!

Who tells their friends/family about their relationship first?

Gluttony. Temperance gak ngomong gara-gara takut sama Diligence dan Chastity.

What do their friends/family think of their relationship?

Seperti biasa, para Dosa santai, kalem, Netflix and chill. Di sisi Kebajikan, mereka juga dukung, terutama setelah terkuaknya hubungan Diligence-Sloth dan Chastity-Lust.

Who is more likely to ask the other to dance with them?

Gluttony.

Who cooks best?

Gluttony, karena dia gak mau Temperance yang masak. "Masak air aja gak bisa!" "HEI!"

Who wears the other's jacket?

Temperance, walau kadang gak mau.

Who uses cheesy pickup lines?

Gluttony, of course. Legenda mengatakan dia berguru pada Diligence.

Who whispers inappropriate things in the other's ear during inappropriate times?

Gluttony. Legenda mengatakan dia masih berguru pada Diligence sampai sekarang.

Who makes the other laugh most?

Gluttony, karena dia sering bercandain Temperance.

Who needs more reassurance?

Gak keduanya. Walau suka berantem, mereka tau kalo yang lain sebetulnya peduli dan sayang. Makanya hubungan mereka stabil.

Who would have to bail the other out of jail?

Temperance. Mungkin karena Gluttony beli makan tapi gak dibayar.

What would be their theme song?

[VORACITY] oleh MYTH & ROID. Lagu pembuka Overlord season 3.

Who would sing lullaby to the other?

Bukan keduanya. Mereka gak nyanyi nina bobo apalah itu.

What do they do when they're away from each other?

Mereka tetep ngelanjutin kegiatan masing-masing. Mereka tau kapan harus jadi profesional dan kapan bisa habisin waktu sama significant other.

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