this was originally a nsfw warning but it's 2020 and i'm over it there's a lot of fuck words in this and there's s e x
calumhizzle: i. am. so. god. damn. fucking. tired.
astroash: awwwh bb astroash: we'll cuddle all day and you can fall asleep on the couch with me
calumhizzle: good calumhizzle: i didn't sleep on the plane at all calumhizzle: we stan turbulence
astroash: i'm sorry my love astroash: at least it's over now
calumhizzle: yeah calumhizzle: still gotta get off this bitch tho
astroash: 😂😂 astroash: has the plane parked yet
calumhizzle: yeah calumhizzle: everyone's grabbing their overhead luggage and shit calumhizzle: all of them moving like goddamn sloths tho
astroash: you're so cranky, sweet boy
calumhizzle: i'm fucking tireddddddddd
astroash: i know baby
calumhizzle: i'm walking up the terminal now calumhizzle: slow ass motherfuckers testing my patience!!
astroash: you're so close love just a few more minutes and you're away from the airport people astroash: please don't commit mass murder before i get to fuck you
calumhizzle: how romantic
astroash: ikr
calumhizzle: BITCCCHHHHHH FUCKIN IN N OUT OHMYGOFDDDDD I M HUNGRY
astroash: do not stop in the airport restaurant i will buy you food once we leave here i promise
calumhizzle: but calumhizzle: hungry
astroash: i know astroash: so hurry up pretty boy
calumhizzle: uggghh fine
astroash: walk fasterrrrrrrrrr
calumhizzle: i'm moving as fast as i can i have little legs
astroash:
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calumhizzle: I DOOOOOO
astroash: well get your little legs moving i want to kiss your pretty lips
