Doki Doki Literature Club: Afterstory

Chapter 46: Sal-u-tations; The "Human" Weapon

I have a feeling I might trigger a fan here or there... eh. Who cares. I'll do that again in chapters 50-100. Speaking of pissing people off, prepare for a 50/100 of "Nuts & Dolts", rather than 100/100 of WhiteRose. Of course, I will always ship WhiteRose, but I also like Nuts & Dolts.

4:50 A.M. Sayori's POV

I wake up next to Natty and Eliza again, smiling at the sight of them before stretching, my bones cracking something fierce! Thankfully, it didn't wake 'em up.

"Ah... time to start the day, right, Mr. Cow?" I ask, and Mr. Cow nods.

"I agree, Sayori! And plus, it's been forever since we last talked! What gives?" Mr. Cow asks.

Animation and Voice Acting Help: Sayori is moving Mr. Cow around like he's actually talking. For reference, see at least one of SML's videos. And she's talking in a horribly done British accent. And also, sorry if the voice actress for Sayori actually is British; just makes your job easier! Not... saying this'll ever be an animation or comic...

"Ah! Sorry, Mr. Cow! It's not like I didn't wanna talk to you, it's just that... there's a lot more stuff going on around here, y'know?" I ask, and Mr. Cow crosses his arms.

"You know Sayori, I'm beginning to think we aren't actually friends anymore." Mr. Cow retorts, and I hug him.

"Mr. Cow, you know I'm in a relationship now, and I have Eliza, I was in Smash, I fought RWBY, I'm a superheroine... I've been through a lot!" I explain, and Mr. Cow thinks.

"Alright, I forgive you! Just talk to me more often, OK?" Mr. Cow asks, and I hug him tighter.

"Thank you, Mr. Cow!" I exclaim, beginning to tear up a little.

"What's wrong, Sayori?" Mr. Cow asks.

"Oh, nothing... I just thought that you weren't gonna be my bestest friend in the world anymore..." I respond.

"You know, Sayori? I remember the day we first became friends." Mr. Cow states.

I look at him, surprised.

"Really?" I ask, and he laughs.

"Don't you?" Mr. Cow asks.

I tap my fingers together nervously.

"Not really... can you tell me again?" I ask.

"Alright... I'll tell you how it went again, Sayori." Mr. Cow states before clearing his throat.

Flashback time already, bitches? We're only 370 words in! Regardless, 10 years ago, with Sayori at 8 years old...

It was finally time for school to end, so I walked over to one of my bestest friends, Natsuki and gave her a big hug.

"Seeya tomorrow, Natsuki!" I exclaim, and she hugs me back.

"Bye, Sayori! Have a nice day!" Natsuki responds before heading off with her cute pink backpack.

I grab my things before I start to make my weird throat noises again (purring) and clear my throat, making it stop. I touch my head to check, and my ears are there, scaring me. I use my bow to hide them before heading out of the classroom to meet up with another one of my bestest friends, Retro. He doesn't talk much, but he's still a good friend.

"You ready to walk home, Retro?" I ask, and he nods.

We make it as far as the alleyway before some older kids on bikes surround us, making us cling to each other. When they're done circling us, they get off their bikes and get closer to us.