Doki Doki Literature Club: Afterstory

Chapter 68: Just "Saiyan"s

Yes. Why? Why not?

5:09 P.M. Retro's POV

I wake up next to Kam, Neo and Schrödinger with Midna and Isabelle still asleep on the top bunk. Schrödinger is purring, asleep next to Neo. Neo and Kam are both clinging to my sides, and I groan internally before sitting up, making Kam and Neo jolt awake, and I smirk.

"Go back to sleep." I order.

"Shit, you don't have to tell me twice." Kam responds before kissing me and falling back asleep, making Neo roll her eyes and do the same.

I head to the main room and plop down on the couch, stretching before I sigh and twirl an extendable backscratcher in my hand before I get bored and turn on the TV.

"Good morning, DokiDoki City! I'm your news anchor, Geo Sala, and it's a beautiful Sunday, with skies clear and temperatures of 85°F." The newsperson explains, making me cross my arms.

"Booooriiing~! Move aside, Gramps!" A tomboy-ish female voice exclaims before a blast comes through the screen, killing the newsperson, making a demented smirk come across my face before I slap myself out of it.

It's not long before two female Saiyans, Kale and Caulifla, appear on the TV, looking prideful. Eeeexcept for Kale, still timid. Suppose she's camerashy?

"Listen up! Me and Kale here are hosting a tournament. We're looking for only the toughest, roughest baddies we can find!" Caulifla explains brashly, and Kale nods.

"Y-yeah, and if you don't, w-we'll blow up the planet..!" Kale stammers, making it sound more like a childish tantrum than a worldwide threat.

Caulifla looks happy, though. And with the location of where it's being held and a prompted middle finger salute from Caulifla, the Saiyanesses fly out of the building, making the feed cut out. I hit record, and rewind it back to the beginning. I clear my throat before slamming my hand on the table, and instantly, Kam is next to me before letting out a Sr. Pelo-worthy screech, making everyone rush to see what's wrong, and I close Kam's mouth, making her stop screeching.

"What the fuck was that?!" Susie asks, and I clear my throat, pointing to Kam, making Kam shove me a little.

"Well, now that we're AWAKE, what do you want?" Natsuki asks.

"Watch and learn, sisteh." I respond before sitting on the couch and playing the paused footage, and everyone looks surprised.

"Well, she wanted the strongest, right?" Yang asks.

"This is Goku levels of strong." I respond.

"Remember who it was who killed Frieza?" Yang asks.

"Still. They can fly. You can't. They can shoot energy beams. You can't. They can LITERALLY turn Super Saiyan. You have an imitation of that, speaking of which is just a temper tantrum. Need I go on?" I ask, and Yang crosses her arms.

"God, you sound like dad..." Yang groans.

"And I'm sorry for that. But I'm trying to save you, and Monika from having to waste more of her powers." I respond.

"Waste what? My powers are literally limitless. I'm like a genie with no exceptions." Monika explains.

"...Monika, can I ask you something?" Calamar asks.

"Sure." Monika responds.

"If you undid all of your codes you've ever done, what would it look like?" Calamar asks.

"...that's a good question." Hamaya states.

"You won't like it." Monika states seriously, no smiles on her face whatsoever.