Doki Doki Literature Club: Afterstory

Chapter 69: Kami and Katrina's Blunder?!

I ship them, but Kam won't let me, so I got this to work with.

3:40 P.M. Nobody's POV

Let me stop you people right here. If it wasn't obvious already, Retrotech is not doing any smut, lemon or anything like that. If he was, he'd have done that back in Chapter 6, and continue it for every opportunity he had. ...but that doesn't mean he can't use innuendos and just plain being 125℅ horny, courtesy of my typical sass!~ Courtesy of breaking the 4th Wall.

Monika, after waking up, shakes Yuri gently.

"Psst. Yuri." Monika whispers, and Yuri slowly wakes up.

"Yes, Monika?" Yuri mutters.

"It's the 69th." Monika responds, and Yuri instantly jolts awake, face flushed red.

"A-already..?" Yuri asks.

"Already? It's been a year and a half since Retrotech's made this story!" Monika whispers back.

"Oh." Yuri realizes.

"But hey! At least you get a slutty Monika...~" Monika responds, making Yuri blush even harder, and I a pair of hands rests on her shoulders.

"I'm going to LOVE today." V.E. responds behind me, and Monika giggles.

They hear swordplay downstairs, and both Yuri and Vio instantly scowl.

"What's wrong?" Monika asks.

"Can't you hear those blade strikes?! Someone's using our knives to fight each other!!!" Yuri shouts, and Monika smirks before clearing her throat and snapping her fingers, making her slutty, yet still herself, the whole day.

Or, until the chapter ends. Anyhow, they walk out of the room and down the stairs to see that Kam and Retro are fighting with two of Yuri's most prized knives.

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Retro quotes in an accent, parrying her strike.

"You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you, since I know everything you're going to do! STRANGE, ISN'T IT?!?" Kam responds, slashing hard, but Retro dodges and doesn't block it.

Yuri clears her throat, making the two stop and slowly look to Yuri and Vio.

"Oh, heeeeey!!!" Retro exclaims, hands behind his back with a nervous smirk on his face.

"Please." Vio deadpans.

Retro sighs.

"There's no way I'm getting out of this, is there?" Retro asks.

"Nope." Yuri responds.

"Thy was just hahvin a leettle biieh' of fun, Yuri... yah daon't hahve t' tyke the knoives awhy frawm thaem, mite..." Zoe explains, face flushed.

"Zoe, are you drunk?" Monika asks.

"She has been all day. She downed an entire Irish whiskey Sayori brought. In one drink." Natsuki explains.

"She cannot hold her liquor at all." Sayori states.

"Wait, so you're telling me she took it all at once~?" Monika asks in her pose, and everyone looks at her in shock.

"Monika--?!" Sayori asks, and Monika titters.

"Monika's just... not feeling well today, and she needs to go back upstairs." Yuri responds, and she leans against her.

"Come oooon, Yuri. You know you want me~... down here." Monika responds, and Sayori hops in front of her before feeling her forehead.

"Her forehead isn't hot..." Sayori states.