Doki Doki Literature Club: Afterstory

Chapter 98: Forgiveness Pt. 7: Discount Ginyu Force

"You stay out of this, Alejandro." Other Monika orders, making Shallot look confused.

"My name is Shallot." Shallot responds.

"I know." Other Monika responds.

"Then why call me Alejandro?" Shallot asks.

"I was making a joke. No need to make such a Saab story about it." Other Monika responds, making me chuckle a little.

"OK, that was funny. But still, you all need to get the fuck off of my property." I order.

"Technically, it's my property, isn't it?" Sayori asks.

"I know that, but--" I respond before being cut off.

"Wait, the pipsqueak owns this house?" Nappa asks.

"WILL ALL OF YOU SHUT UP?!" I shout.

Everyone quiets down, making me clear my throat.

"Anyways, please leave." I respond to the copies.

"Fine." Other Natsuki snaps.

"But heed my warning." Other Monika smirks. "You're gonna need a lot more than strength to beat your next opponents."

Other Monika and the copies warp away, except for Other Zoe.

"Did they... forget you, or..?" Sayori asks.

"Nope. This is intentional. I'm here to spy on you guys so you don't break the rules anymore." Other Zoe explains.

I snag Zoe's gun off of her and load it.

"Forget it." I respond before I point it at Other Zoe and quickly shoot her in the head, making the bullet bounce right off as she puts her hands behind her back.

"Only our copies can kill us, dumbass." Other Zoe retorts before she warps away.

I sigh and give it back to Zoe, who pockets it.

"Well, at least you tried!" Goku exclaims.

"Yeah. Apparently, trying isn't enough here." I explain.

We all walk inside the house and try to mingle with the Saiyans, except for Kale, Caulifla and Selypa, who are absent.

"Hey, where's Kale, Caulifla and Selypa?" Sayori asks.

"Who cares?" Raditz asks.

5:09 A.M. Caulifla's POV

"So, this 'Super Whatever' is achieved by some... tingly back thing?" Selypa asks.

"No, nono. You didn't hear me at all. I said that's how another Saiyan, named Cabba, got it and taught it to me. I didn't use any stupid back thing. And anyone who believes it is a dumbass." I scoff.

"B-But Sis, there's an entire scene about it..." Kale explains, and I look to her.

"What?" I ask, and she points to a T.V., which has the scene on it.

I growl, glaring at the screen.

"So, 'no tingly back thing', huh?" Selypa asks, and I whip my head to her.

"Shut up! That's just... it's... well... it happened, but... I didn't use any stupid tingle thing!" I struggle.

"Riiiiiiight. Anyhow, how do I do this?" Selypa asks.