It is officially Monday. It is surprisingly sunny and the "Main 6" are whole again. However, none of the students are aware of the news they are about to get. A harsh voice, nowhere near close to Princess/Principal Celestia's, bursts out of Canterlot High's outdoor intercom speakers.
"All you lolly-gaggers outside," says the harsh, somewhat Russian-accented, female voice, making students stare at the speakers with wide eyes, "Come into the school now! We are having assembly in auditorium!"
The students all look at each other with confusion, for they are used to the soft, sweet voice of Princess Celestia, or the calm voice of her sister, Princess/Vice Principal Luna. The freshmen hurry into the school, frightened, and the sophomores slowly follow suit; however, upperclassmen, such as the "Main 6", hang around outside a little longer. Twilight, who is not one to break rules of any kind, hurries into the school with the freshmen.
"What an egghead!," Rainbow Dash says, laughing as she rolled her eyes behind her mirrored Ray-Bans, "I've never seen a chick more excited about school than her!"
Rainbow Dash then bites the rest of her chocolate Tootsie Pop off of the stick and throws the white stick to the ground. Applejack laughs and says,
"Dash, you may hate school, but that don't mean everyone else has to."
"Do you like school?," Rainbow Dash asks Applejack, smirking because she already knows the answer.
"No," Applejack says matter-of-factly.
"That's what I thought," Rainbow Dash says, a smug grin gracing her pretty face.
The remaining 5 of the "Main 6" enter the school with caution, when Rainbow Dash suddenly sneezes while hovering above her friends.
"Are you okay, sugar cube?," Applejack asks her colorful friend, her concern obvious.
"Remember that joke I made freshman year about being allergic to school?," Rainbow Dash asks her friends.
"Yeah!," says Pinkie Pie, a huge grin on her face, "How could we forget, Dashie?! That was one of the funniest jokes ever made to a teacher's face! By the way, what did you have to do when you got detention?"
"I had to clean trophies," Rainbow Dash says with a smirk, "Ms. Uptight got mad at me 'cause one of the trophies I was cleaning just happened to have my name on it! (Laughing) Fucking classic. Anyway, the reason I even brought that up is to ask: is it possible to be allergic to school or insufferable boredom?"
"No, sugar cube," Applejack replies, laughing, "I don't think that's possible."
"I was just asking," Rainbow Dash says, shrugging, "Curiosity's a bitch, isn't it?"
The girls laugh as the harsh, Russian-accented voice blares from the speakers again. The Russian woman says,
"All students report to auditorium now, or risk detention!"
Rainbow Dash groans as they make their way towards the auditorium. Upon entering the large theater/auditorium, the girls see that no one is sitting down, but are lined up near the stage. A very unattractive, stout woman steps onto the stage, her appearance making Rarity gasp.
"Oh my stars!," begins Rarity, her dark-blue eyes giving the new woman a once-over, "That pantsuit is beyond unflattering! The sleek bun in her hair is the only thing she's got going for her."
"That bun seems to be the only thing that's holding her face together!," Rainbow Dash says, laughing as she eyes the woman's many wrinkles.
"Ahh, ahhh!," Rarity screams, noticing the wrinkles too, "Has she ever heard of Neutrogena Rapid Wrinkle Repair?! Her wrinkles would clear up quickly, I'm sure."
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MLP: My Little Human
FanfictionJoin telepathic Twilight Sparkle, speedy, weather-controlling, Rainbow Dash, clairvoyant Pinkie Pie, and their friends as they go through life as teens in a way you've never seen them (they're human, but still have their powers - an edited version o...
