Jikook: Only When We're Drunk

1: Fansigning

"Jimin-hyung, stop it," Jungkook said, clearly annoyed.

Bts was in the middle of a fan signing and answering questions at the moment. Jimin, who was hitting the maknae's cheek with a stuffed bunny, pouted.

"Oh come on Jungkook, you're no fun," Jimin whined.

Jimin didn't really listen to the younger boy's request and instead, he used the bunny's paws to caress Jungkook's face. Multiple "aww's" could be heard from Army, getting distracted while Namjoon was answering a question. It was about their newest song at the moment; War of Hormone.

Jungkook embarrassingly took the paws off his face and pulled Jimin's hands down as well.

"I said stop it hyung."

Jimin, who was still smiling from what he did, responded with, "Fine, I'll stop... doing that." He set down the bunny on the panel table in front of them and then rested his face on his hands and stared right into Jungkook's doe eyes.

"Hyung. Please stop." Jungkook turned his face away.

"Fine." Jimin answered nonchalantly.

No longer than two seconds later Jungkook could already feel a hand slide onto his under the table.

God dammit Jimin why do you do this to me? Jungkook thought. Jimin has been teasing him more than usual. Jungkook clearly noticed and was getting tired of it. He didn't like how Jimin always did this or pretended like they were dating or something.

"Ughh Jimin..."

"What? It's not like anyone can see." Jimin said and started to sensually rub the younger's hand.

"Jim- " Jungkook was cut off when Namjoon said, "Jungkook, someone just asked you a question."

"S-sorry, what was it?" He asked as he still felt Jimin's hand caressing his. He would pull away, he knew he was stronger than his hyung but he knew that Jimin would find some other way to mess with him. At least this one wasn't visible to anyone.

"It was what do you think about War of Hormone?"

"Well," he started to answer the question but Jimin moved his hand lower. He started rubbing the younger boy's muscular thighs. He almost choked.

You evil, evil, sinful piece of- right I've gotta answer the fucking question.

"Uh.. I think that it is a very cool concept but too... sexy..." Jungkook answered. Jimin moved his hand lower to Jungkook's sensitive area and picked up his mic with the other hand to say, "Aw our Jungkookie is still so innocent."

Jungkook couldn't take it anymore and threw Jimin's hand off, without being obvious of course.

Jungkook looked Jimin dead in the eyes and continued, "Yep! It's super sinful, very very sinful!"

"Uhh okay... moving on," Namjoon said.
The next question was for Jimin since he was next. "Jimin, what do you dream about at night?"

"Well lately I haven't been getting much REM sleep, so I don't really have dreams but... I do know that Jungkook keeps coming to my bed because he never keeps his room clean." He giggled. "Army, did you know Jungkook hugs me to sleep?" He laughed some more. Jimin wasn't lying technically, but he was the one to ask the maknae to do it. Mmm maybe more like force him to. He told him if he didn't he would tell army that they watch porn together (Which they didn't even do... yet). Blackmail at it's finest everyone.

Jungkook was slightly blushing and refuted, "No, he's saying weird things!"

"Kookie takes good care of me army. Aren't we the cutest couple ever?!" Army was almost dying at this point.

And there it is another stupid couple joke. Jungkook thought.

Jimin wrapped his leg around Jungkook's since he threw his hand away a minute ago. After Jungkook shoved that away too, Jimin leaned in the younger's ear and let his warm breath enter it before whispering, "Oh Kookoo,... you know I have to punish you for that."