Jikook: Only When We're Drunk

8: Yoongi: the detective

This went on almost every night. This was how they bonded. Jimin would sneak in Jungkook's room and "teach" him something new with porn. Then Jimin would go back to his room and either touch himself or go to sleep.

The rest of Bts noticed that the two were somehow closer these days. And wondered why.

They were practicing choreography for I Need You and Jungkook was making fun of Jimin's part where he goes on a knee and body rolls while grabbing down there. Jimin and Jungkook laughed really hard. Jimin ruffled his hair as Jungkook jokingly said, "Jiminie, you do this part too sexy, I think you need to practice toning it down."

Jimin giggled, "I like that nickname." That was the first time Jungkook called Jimin with a non-insulting nickname. "And gee I wonder why I look so sexy doing that..." he finished sarcastically, and they laughed more.

All the other members were looking at each other kinda shocked at the unlikely friendship.

Namjoon asked, "Hey why are you guys suddenly so close? I mean it's great.. but how?"

The two looked at each other. Jungkook was gonna lie but Jimin just blurted it out: "We watch porn together."

The rest of Bts: "uuhhhhhhh"

Jungkook's face: new shade of red to be discovered

Jimin: confidence level 100

"Oh please Namjoon you watch it all the time, that's why our computer keeps getting viruses!!" Jimin defended.

"Yeah but I don't watch it with other people. Well anyway, at least you two don't hate each other so whatever, I guess if Jungkook's okay with that."

They got back to dancing and when Jimin was in the front of the form, Jungkook couldn't help but notice the Jibooty. And wondered what it might feel like...

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After practice Yoongi asked, "Hey Jimin, want to get dinner with me?"

"Yeah sure hyung." He answered.

"Can I come too?" Jungkook asked.

"Sorry Kook, just Jimin." Yoongi said.

"Oh.. okay." Jungkook said disappointed.

Suga gave Jhope a look then Jhope said, "Jungkook you can come with me somewhere else."

"Okay..." Jungkook said, wondering why they had to go separately.

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Yoongi brought Jimin to a bar with good food and even better drinks. The atmosphere was relaxed though.

"Why'd you only bring me?" Jimin asked.

"Are you gay, Jimin?" Yoongi asked, getting right to the point.

"Why would you ask that?" Jimin asked kinda shocked.

"Because I'm bi as you know, and I have gay-dar." (gay radar 🙃)

"No... I don't think I am..." Jimin said.

"You sure you have no feelings for Jungkook?"

Jimin tapped the glass cup his drink was in and swirled it around a little. "I just find him cute because he's the maknae."

"Mhm okay, but I think you find him attractive cute. And not because he's the maknae." Suga said, not believing Jimin.

Jimin sighed and said, "I don't know Yoongi, it's not like we can date anyway. What about Army? Won't most of them be upset?"

"So what? It's not against our contract to date. And when you guys go on a date it won't look like it unless you touch each other like a couple." Suga responded.

"Hmm I guess.."

"So you do like him?"

Jimin blushed. "I don't... know Yoongi I need time. Can we talk about this later?"

"Sure.."

One hour later and Jimin had become drunk because of how much he drank.

He leaned on Yoongi and held his face as he wailed, "Yooooongiiii, I loooovvve Jungoooo he's the beest Jungooooo alive and uuuuugggghhhhh why won't he like me baaaack!" Jimin ended with a pout and puppy eyes.

Suga on the other hand looked disgusted as he said, "Jimin can you please get your hands off of me." And had to take his hands off himself. He brushed himself off and continued with a huff, "I knew you liked him. Come on Jimin let's go home before you pass out." And dragged him to the car.

What Yoongi didn't know was what drunk Jimin would want to do to Jungkook...