Jikook: Only When We're Drunk

78: JUST KISS

Jimin and Jungkook stared into each other's eyes, their faces were so close that they almost closed the distance between their lips. It was so frustrating that you would yell out JUST KISS if it was a kdrama, but of course just when they closed their eyes something had to get in the way every time...

"Mommy! Mommy! What are those boys doing?" A little boy asked his mom as they walked on the sand. "I thought only mamas and dadas do that."

The mom squeezed her child's hand and spoke loud so the gay couple would hear her. "I don't know sweetie. Boys should never do something disgusting like THAT." She gave Jimin and Jungkook a death stare. "They should really think twice about what they do in public," she said and quickly pulled her child away from them.

But the little boy wanted to know more. He didn't understand it and he just wanted answers... seeing two guys about to kiss on a swing wasn't something he could easily forget.

Other people in the area whispered things like "She has a point, I wouldn't want my child to see that and follow their example..."

"Yeah I never want my kids to become gay..." someone else agreed.

And just like that Jimin was on the ground. And Jungkook was looking away, coughing until those dumbass Karens were gone.

"I'm sorry Jimin I didn't mean to push you off," Jungkook said and pulled him up.

"It's okay..." Although Jimin sighed with disappointment and kept his eyes on the sand by his feet. "It's just ... how are we supposed to tell the world that we're together when we can't even do anything like a couple in public—"

Jungkook stopped him and grabbed his shoulders to look in his eyes. "We will tell the world. I promise."

"...But how?" Jimin pouted.

"On the final night of the world tour... right after the last song... that's when we'll say it."

* * *

*a few moments ago*

"What are those two idiots doing?" Yoongi grumbled as he sat under his shady umbrella. "Haha I called my boyfriend an idiot... but seriously why do Tae and him keep waving their arms in the water, don't tell me they're actually drowning."

Yoongi's paranoia got the best of him so he dove into the water only to find out that they just wanted him to join them. Or maybe they wanted to see how a cat reacts with water.

Hobi smiled with open arms, "Yoongiii!!!"

The cat tried to push him away but the sunshine refused and bundled him in a hug.

"See I told you he'd come," Tae told Hobi.

"...So you guys aren't drowning?" Yoongi asked.

"No—"

"Okay bye," Yoongi said and turned around heading back to shore... and then he noticed two more idiots on the swing set.

He saw everything... he saw how Jungkook was about to kiss Jimin but they suddenly stopped because of people around them.

You've got to be kidding me. I warned them over and over but they never listen!! Yoongi thought with a scowl on his face and his wet black hair covering his eyes. It's time for them to pay the consequences of their actions. For REAL this time.

* * *

When the sun began to set, Bts returned to their hotel to wash up from the beach and have dinner.

"I'm taking a shower first," Tae declared when the maknae line got to their hotel room. It had a nice tropical theme and a view of the beach. Palm trees brushed gently against the window, the orange light of the sunset lit up the room, and the gorgeous blue waves outside could be seen as it ebbed and flowed.