DoD in Highschool (English)

Chapter 21

Just when Satan was close to falling asleep again, the door of the classroom opened once again and he heard a strange voice saying: "Have fun. We see us in the break then.", "Yep, I'll hurry, my bunny." It was Irina's voice that answered and Satan already felt like vomitting. He raised his head and looked at the door. The guy right there had dark, very dark brown hair and hazel eyes. "Let me guess, that's that Usui guy?" Satan whispered to Kenji. Kenji looked around. "...Yep. From 13-C." Satan saw how Irina leaned herself towards him and they kissed... while Irina was sticking her tongue into his throat. Satan made a sound that had similarities with a choking cat. "That's disgusting!" he said and put his hands around his neck. "C'ya later, sweetheart." Usui said, waved and left. At that moment, Koichi Kobayashi appeared next to Satan. "You got a problem with Irina and Usui's relationship?" he asked. "Of course not." Satan responded. "But I'm suffering from some sort of rare sickness called cerebrum liquescimus phobia (Phobia of a melted brain). It's occuring everytime I see something deformia meditari (disgusting) or something unbelievably stultus (stupid). It's symptoms are vomite amabilia (barf reflex), sales effundere (sarcastic remarks) or fuga reflexo (escape reflex).", "H-How long do you have this i-illness already?" Koichi asked and suddenly turned pale like a piece of paper. "Ever since I entered this classroom." Satan smiled. "And I fear it won't go away anymore.", "Waaaah! Does that mean others have that sickness too?!", "Yeah, I know some.", "Ieeeeek!!" Koichi ran away as fast as his legs allowed him to. Satan giggled. Then, Lucy came over to him instead. "Congrats." he commented. "You successfully distraught him.", "Hey, it's not my fault he doesn't understand any latin!" Lucy smiled and then suddenly burst out into laughter. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! You're... you're awesome, Raiden! Hahahaha!" Satan's face was visibly confused. "Okay. Who put drugs in your coffee?" he asked. "We both know my sense of smell's way too good as that I could unconsciously have a drug problem. Hahahahah!", "...Who are you and what the fucking hell happened to my brother?!" Satan took out his phone and jumped up. "Shall I call the ambulance? Are you okay?!" Lucy tried to calm down again and wiped some tears of laughter from his eyes. "Heh... don't worry, I'm perfectly fine.", "How can it be that Sir Facefrost can laugh?" Satan asked. Lucy looked at him and even though his red eyes were hidden behind green contact lenses, his eyes were slightly glowing. "It's a surprise, I know.", "This feels like my birthday, christmas and easter all together!" Satan remarked and hugged Lucy spontaneously. "I can't believe it!", "Hey, that doesn't mean you're allowed to touch me!" he protested and then sighed. "...why am I even expecting you to ask?" He heard a quiet screeching and turned his head. He saw that Kagami was looking at them while being red like she had fallen face-down into tomato soup. "Uhm... Raiden, could you please... let go of me?", "Hmh...? Why?", "We're being watched.", "Oh." Satan let go of him. "Sure." Lucy sighed. "Do you have a knife with you or something?", "Why?", "I wanna stab certain people's eyes out." Satan looked at Kagami who turned her head away. "...Nope, but you'll probably find one in the canteen.", "Isn't that a little to conspicuous?", "I dunno what you are talking about~" Kenji started chuckling. "You two are weird. I can't tell whether you like or hate each other." Lucy shrugged with his shoulders. "Probably a bit of both.", "Naaaah, of course not!" Satan grinned brightly and put an arm around Lucy's neck, leaning on him. "I love him!", "Hey, hands off me!" Lucy bend his legs so Satan lost balance and fell down. "Ouch!!" Kenji began to laugh. "Yeah, I can see that!" Satan sat up and grumbled. "Okay, this was dirty!" Lucy bowed down to him and patted his head. "My poor little brother." Then, he turned around and went to his seat. Satan pouted and stood up, taking his seat once again. "I take back everything I said. I hate him." Kenji shook his head while still snickering. "That was a fast change of mind.", "Hmpf." Satan buried his face in his arms when he lay his head down on the table again. "Hey, c'mon, stop pouting!" Kenji poked him. "No. I'm hurt now.", "Oh, poor Raiden." Kenji teased him. 
Their day started with History and Satan tried to pay close attention to what the teacher said, but somehow, his brain fell asleep every five minutes so he couldn't really follow it. In German, he constantly mixed things up and Kenji was busy helping him to get his thoughts sorted. In the first break, Satan sat down at the fence. Five seconds later, he was asleep. "Woah..." Yuki helplessly looked at him. "...Eternal sleep shortage strikes again, huh?" Lucy folded his arms. "...He's lost. He's completely lost. I don't know what to do with him anymore.", "In worst case, you need to carry him back into the classroom." Hiko remarked. "Over my dead body. We have Informatics next period and I don't really wanna lug him up to fifth floor.", "Understandable." Hiko tilted her head. "Though... he looks cute when he is asleep.", "Heh." Lucy shook his head with a faint smile. "Kind of." Then, his face suddenly darkened when he saw somebody coming their way. "Please, let me fucking die.", "What...?" The girls looked around. "Is she from your class?", "That's Kagami Misaki." Lucifer sighed. "I am afraid she'll be sticking around me more often in the future. I'm not really keen on it." Kagami stopped in front of him. "Hello, Kaito-kun...", "Hi. Something the matter?", "Uhm... I just... wanted to thank you for helping me with Maths on Wednesday...", "You already did.", "Yeah, but... I... have something for you.", "And what?", "Here..." She opened her school bag and opened a lunch box. Inside was a chocolate muffin with a lot of colorful smarties. And... it had the shape of a heart. Yuki and Hiko started giggling and Lucy's desire to jump over the fence and drown himself in the pond in the school's garden increased to double it's intensity. "Uhm.... thank... you." he said like a robot. Kagami blushed and held it out to him. Lucy pressed his lips together and tried hard to keep a neutral face expression. He took the muffin. "I appreciate your effort.", "I hope it tastes..." she said. Lucy looked at Yuki and Hiko and started to innerly calculate how long it would take for him to get to the pond. If he used Time Magic, it wouldn't be that long... He closed his eyes and bit into the muffin. "It's yummy." he said, still with a neutral expression. "Thank you.", "You're welcome!" Kagami smiled and then turned around again. "She's reeeeaaaally super hardly in love with you, Lucy." Hiko commented. Lucy looked at the muffin. "....You don't say. I'll be right back, I'm going to fucking drown myself in the pond.", "Oh, no, you'll not!" Yuki said. "Satan would be sad." Lucy looked at Satan. "...I hope he's really asleep. If he would get to know any of this, he'll never leave me in peace with this." He quickly ate up the muffin and threw the paper away. When the school bell rang, Lucy squatted down in front of Satan. "Hey. Wake up." Satan didn't react. Lucy softly poked his cheek. "Hehey!", "Mmpf." Satan opened one eye. "What...?", "The break's over.", "Already? Oh, man!" Satan got up and stretched himself. Lucy was innerly relieved that Satan didn't get what just happened.