DoD in Highschool (English)

Chapter 24

After the Maths lesson, Kenji, Satan and Lucy went down to the assembley hall together. "The way you spoke to Irina...", Satan started, "...was absolutely hilarious! You should've seen her face!", "I saw her face." Lucifer replied. "I guess even way better than you did.", "Uh... you may be kinda right." Satan laughed.
The assembley hall was a great, veeeeery great hall on first floor on the right side. It contained a huge wooden stage and a lot of chairs. They took some in the front rows. Satan sat down in between Lucy and his best dude Kenji. They could see the members of the Event Club discussing with each other. "I count ten." Satan said. "And who of them is that Asano dude?", "The small one with the brown hair." Kenij replied. Satan snickered. "Hah, he seems even tinier than Yuki!", "I heard that, you fool!" Yuki hissed from behind them. Satan turned around. "Oh. Hi, Yuki. I didn't see ya.", "I noticed that." Yuki commented. "What are you even making a deal outta it? Saying he's tinier than you actually should be a compliment to you." Satan meant. "Yeah, right. As if that was meant like a compliment.", "Probably not." Satan grinned.
When the hall was crowded, Arubaro Asano went to the stage and picked a microphone. "Alright, fellow students and teachers..." he started. "I'm Arubaro Asano from the Event Club and I wanted to make an announcement during this gathering. As you may already know, we have been working on pushing through our application of organizing a Sports Festival this year and make it an event taking place every year from now on. Well, we finally received the approval of Mr. Watanabe and our application got accepted! We will be working on the further organization of the festival and we were open to everyone who wanted to hand in ideas. As so far, we aimed at a three-days lasting event from the 13th of October til the 15th of October before autumn vacation starts. On each day, every class will compeed to the others in a different discipline. We will start with a volleyball tournament on the first day, an athletics tournament on the second day and a basketball tournament on the last one. That were the sports we got suggested the most. I now demand every class of this school to put up three teams of six each, one for the only girls play, one for the only boys play and one for the mixed play, and hand the team constellations in 'til next week. For basketball and volleyball. And also make a list of people who participate in the athletics tournament. Disciplines for this day will be 100 meter sprint, long-jump, hurdling and a relay race. The members of the event club will all be the referees for these days and we'll need some support from volunteers, teachers as well as students, to help us analyze and determine the winner of each grade. I'd be thankful if some volunteers would enrol themselves. And please remember: This is a school internal event. In case some of you weren't elected by your class to participate, please be present after all. Your classmates will need your support. We've already asked the P.E. teachers to provide you some time during their lessons for practicing and then deciding on who's gonna represent your class in the tournaments. Thanks for listening." The entire hall applaused. "Seems like a good one to me." Satan said. "It definitely sounds like fun.", "I agree." Kenji said.
After the meeting was over, they went on with their normal school day. And it went good... except for that last five minutes of their day, the last five minutes of being in this place.... ruined by one single asshole person called Keiko. Satan was seeking his stuff and crammed it together when that jerk popped up next to him from he-didn't-know-where and said: "Two things make men stupid. Beautiful women and sports, don't you think?" Why are you even talking to me?! Satan wanted to scream his throat out of his mouth just to make that face of his disappear, but he decided to do that in the classical way. "I don't have any experience on that one yet. Especially the women part.", "Never had contact with them?", "I have, but I don't care about the way they look. In contrast to you, as it seems. Aren't you perve constantly staring at super bitch Irina's ass?", "What?! No, I am not!!", "Oh, sorry, nobody would do that. Anyway, I envy the people that never met you so far because you make me wanna staple my ass shut. No offense.", "Excuse me?!", "Seriously, Keiko, don't you realize how stupid you are sometimes? I mean, sure, you aren't quite the dumbest person on this planet, but you sure better hope he doesn't die.", "This is very inappropriate! Do you even realize that?!", "No, I am not you.", "Try to see it in my point of view, think about it a little and then talk to me again!", "I already tried to, to be honest, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass. And let me give you a little piece of advice: You should put a condom on your head because when you act like a dick, you better dress like one too." Keiko wanted to spit something into his face, but Satan cut him off. "I'd love to stay and chat but I'd rather have type-2 diabetes. Bye." Satan took his bag and left the room. He could almost feel Keiko's angry stare in his back. 'Maybe, it starts dawning on you soon...' Satan hoped. '...how it feels to be offended and degraded by others. But the way I know you, you don't even quite get what the hell I am doing right here.'
He reached the others. "What took you so long?" Kenji asked. Satan sighed. "Keiko did. And I took the opportunity to wound his ego.", "Wound his ego?" Lucy asked. "Yeah, because of the case with Riku Kotomine.", "Oh, that." Lucy nodded. "Good job, bro." Satan smiled brightly. "Always leave that to me, my brain is an encyclopedia for great insults!", "And definitions." Kenji added. "That too." Satan smiled. "Anyway, have a nice weekend, Rai! C'ya on Monday again!", "Yepp, see ya!" He waved at Kenji and then turned to Lucy. "Let's go home!"