DoD in Highschool (English)

Chapter 23

After Informatics, Class 13-B went over to their class room for English. That were just a few meters. Just a few. And the way was still way too long for Lucy. He barely left the computer room when Kagami went past him while smiling brightly at him, giggling before she went away. Lucy stopped walking and Satan bumped into him. "Ouch! Hey, warn me next time, bro! What's wrong?" Lucy turned around to him. "...Kagami is getting creepy. She was smiling at me like a cheshire cat and that's damn nasty.", "Oh... Well, that's nothing new, isn't it?" Lucy sighed. "What in hell's name am I supposed to do?", "How should I know?! Do I look like a love expert?!", "I thought your super brain could come up with some sort of idea for at least once.", "Lucy, you're offending me.", "I'm sorry.", "Like hell you are!" At that moment, Kenji ran into Satan. "Woah!! Ouch!!" He rubbed his head. "Dude, don't stand still in the damn door opening! And by the way, your bones are super hard!" Satan laughed embarrassed. "Sorry, Ken!" Kenji grumbled. "Anyway, whaddcha waiting for?", "Nothing." Lucy shook his head and went to their class room. Satan and Kenji followed him.

English with Yanagi-Sensei was one of the best things that could ever happen to anybody. No joke. Yanagi was a very funny dude dropping a lot of puns during the lesson. Except for that, he was a pretty relaxed and good teacher. Though... he always arrived too late. Today was no exception. The headmaster of Starfell Academy wasn't amused about it at all, but if he was to fire Yanagi, he'd attract the anger of.... how many students did this school have again? Five hundred and more? Whatever, the anger of every single student who ever had with him. Yanagi was one of the most popular teachers around. Not even Aoi-Sensei could make it up to him. Aoi was a nice guy, though being a bit chaotic. That made him pretty likable. But Yanagi just had no rivals.

After the English lesson, everyone left their stuff in their classroom for Maths. Lucy and Satan went down together and came past the bulletin board where Satan stopped to check it. "Oh, Asano-kun is going to make an announcement in the assembly hall in the third break!", "Asano? Wasn't that the guy from the Event Club?", "Yupp!", "Then, it must be about the sports festival.", "Probably! We'll see."

After the break, they went back into their classroom. Shichiro and Ryouta were talking to each other. "Do you think Ikeda-Sensei will give us our tests back now?" Shichiro asked. "I'm pretty certain of it. Ikeda even corrects exams in two days and gives them back at the next lesson.", "Yeah, well... He COULD relax a bit more. I am not keen on knowing how hard I failed.", "Same..." Ryouta sighed. Satan sat down next to Kenji and smiled at him. "Well, what's your feeling for the test?", "It's somewhere between three and four, I guess..." Kenji laughed. "And you?", "I hope I didn't fuck it up.", "I guess everyone does...", "No, really?" Kenji snickered. Lucy joined them. "Talkin' about the maths test?" Satan nodded. "Yeah... What do you think? How did it go?", "It was easy." Lucifer responded. Satan laughed. "Yeah, you're not normal.", "You're just lazy.", "Hey, I'm not lazy! I'm overflowing with potential energy!" Satan responded. Kenji sighed. "Ouf... Physics...", "... The branch of science concerned with using extremely long and complicated formulas to describe how a ball rolls." Satan explained. "That's so true!" Kenji smiled. "I know. I should re-arrange the dictionary, don't you think? Chemistry- The branch of science that can be broken down into either ‚Making things explode' or ‚Making drugs'. Biology- The branch of science where people get excited about things no one else cares about. Math- A scientific field that uses to explain the most obvious things in the least obvious way. Psychology- A not acknowledged science that explains things you already know with words you don't understand. Studying- Short form of student dying, the act of eating, gaming and watching TV with an open textbook nearby. School- The place where self-esteem, innocence and dreams are going to die. Love- A human emotion caused by a chemical imbalance of serotonin in the brain.", "The Physics definition is still the best." Kenji remarked. "I think the love definition is best." Lucy said. "Only for you, Kaito!" Satan commented and then looked at him with a bride grin. "Older brother- A person you are stuck being related to until you die that helps you when you need him but mostly is an ass." Lucifer narrowed his eyes. "What the frick frack tic tac patty wack snick snack quarterback big mac heart attack race track double back guy named jack did you just say?!" he asked. Satan looked at him, with a huge amount of dots literally visible above his head. "J-just kidding." he said then. "I hope it for you." Lucifer replied. "Ehehehe... Was that a threat?", "A pretty clear one.", "Oh shit... Sorry!" Lucy just shook his head. "Whatever." He went back to his seat, waiting for the beginning of the lesson. Irina went past him and noticed his silence. "Kaito? Why are you-" Lucifer interrupted her harshly. "I hate when someone asks me ‚Why are you so quiet?' Because I am. That's how I function. I don't ask others ‚Why are you so noisy? Why do you talk so much?' That's rude." He looked at her with a neutral face expression, but it was pretty clear he just attacked her head-on. "S-sorry...?" Irina said unsure. "Remind one thing, Asahara-chan. When I'm silent, I have thunder hidden inside. I may look calm, but in my head, I killed you three times.", "What? Why that?", "Because I can't stand you. Don't take it personally." He waved with his hand. "You should eventually take care about what you say. You could hurt somebody with it.", "I am really sorry!!", "I doubt that you know what exactly I'm talking about. And I'm generally not best friends with people that behave like the last pisspot to my little brother. Whatever." Satan was close to crying from pride. "Oh my goodness, bro! I am so proud of you!!" Lucy looked over to Satan and winked with his left eye into his direction with a faint smile.
When Ikeda handed out the tests, Satan tilted his head. "And?", "It's better than I expected. I got mark two." Kenji remarked. "What 'bout you?", "...I got mark one.", "What?!" Kenji snatched Satan's test out of his hand and looked at it. "...You just made one mistake?" Satan grinned brightly. "Heheh... I may be a bit over-tired but I'm not stupid.", "I don't believe it... I thought you're running away from hard work.", "I'm not running away from hard work! I'm too lazy to run.", "Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, you know?" Kenji remarked. "I know, but ultimately, she is a mother so we should respect her!" Satan replied calmly. "Rabbits jump and live for 8 years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles to nothing and live for 150 years! I guess... we learned our lesson.", "I know that you are desperately searching for a reason to be lazy, pal. Don't try to talk you outta that.", "I just make fine and decent differences in being lazy and being thrifty.", "Thrifty you say? I'd go even a level higher and say stingy.", "Is it really that extreme?", "Maybe?", "You're mean, Kenji!", "Sorry." Kenji giggled. "I take it back." Kotone Saiki in the front row raised her hand when the teacher was writing the results on the black board. "Ikeda-Sensei? Who is the one having mark one?" The teacher turned around. "Kagami." he replied. "I was really happy when I saw that." Kagami again smiled like a cheshire cat and Satan decided to officially make that her nickname. "Though, Raiden and Kaito both would have mark one too, if they were marked. Kaito even is the only one having the full marks.", "Typical." Satan commented. "Why doesn't that actually surprise me?", "I don't know..." Kenji replied sarcastically.