DoD in Highschool (English)

Chapter 22

Satan and Lucy went up to the computer room. It was a rather small but pretty comfortable room with tables along the walls. A bunch of big computers was standing on them. The chairs here were black, comfortable swivel chairs. When Satan entered the room, he went past Keiko and threw a short 'Hi' in his direction. What he didn't see coming was that Keiko seemed to interpreted this gesture for an invitation to a conversation. He started talking to him about his day. Satan stood there listening for a while. "...and then, I was like 'what the heck is wrong with that guy'?" Keiko said when Satan rolled with his eyes and just went away. "HEY!! I'VE BEEN TALKING TO YOU, JACKASS!!" he yelled after him but Satan just sat down next to Kenji. "I still am madly in love with these chairs." he said and started turning around on it. Kenji giggled. "I can see that. Well, it's not difficult to see it at all." Satan grinned. "I know~" Lucy joined Satan on the other side. He calmly put his pencil case and paper down on the table. Satan turned towards him. "Hmmh... something tells me that you just experienced something embarrassing." Lucy looked at him. "...No, you're wrong." Satan leaned towards him and looked him in th eyes. "Hmmmh.... Are you sure?", "Raiden. Stop it." Lucy pushed him back again. Satan leaned against the seat back. "Hmh, okay." Lucy turned his head away. 'Damn, he still is a sharp one... He's not allowed to get to know what happ-' Alarmed, Lucy suddenly raised his head when he heard Kagami whispering to Kotone: "I gave Kaito the muffin today! I seemed to have enjoyed it!" Lucy peeked at Satan who leaned his chin on his hand. He also heard it. "Oh, Kami damn it..." Lucy let his head sink on the table and threw his hands up in despair. Satan looked at him and started laughing. "Hahahahah! Let me guess... The muffin was heart-shaped?", "Shut up!!" Lucy hissed. "One to zero for me." Satan brightly grinned and poked his brother's shoulder. "Why do the best things of the day always happen when I am missing them?", "...Please, kill me." Lucy grumbled into his table. "I just wanna die, this is too embarrassing..." Satan laughed and leaned towards Lucy, whispering into his ear: "It's the second time this week you ask me that. Don't tell me you're starting to regret being here?", "I do.", "Awww, I start liking it... kind of.", "I feel like I've been cutting my own skin...", "Tough cookies, Lulu-chan!" Lucifer raised his head and glared at him. "....Never call me like that ever again.", "You can decide whether you wanna be called Lulu or Lucy. What do you prefer?", "Lucy. By far.", "Seeeeee?" Satan grinned and looked at Kenji.  He noticed that some other students from their class had taken seats in his nearness. Takeru Inoue, Hayato Yamasaki and Ayaka Miki where just some of them. "...Since when are you so popular, Ken?", "Ah, they only notice me when they need me." Kenji joked. "Y'know, as I said before, I am leading the Programming Club. If I wanted, I could even hack the entire school server. They are counting on my support right here." Satan giggled. "So do I.", "Always, dude." At that moment, Koichi entered with a red head. Jiru Shimizu noticed it. "Oi, Koichi! Are ya feelin' sick or somethin' or why does your face have the color of a strawberry?" Koichi turned his head away. "Sh-shut up, Jiru!", "Aha!" Jiru leaned against his table. "Lemme guess. It has something to do with Mayumi, am I right?", "Stop it!" Koichi became even more red in his face. "Oooooh! Did she write you a love letter?" Jiru guessed. Kenji pointed at Koichi and started laughing. "Hahahaha, dude, can you see your own head? It looks like a big apple, that red it is!" Koichi turned around to him. "Stop laughing, Kenji! It's not funny" Kenji held his stomach. "Hahahah, I've never seen anybody that red ever before!" Koichi went towards him and grabbed Kenji's phone which was laying on his table. "Do you have a girlfriend, Sawano-kun?" Koichi asked. "Let me look through your chats.", "Give it back." All the amusement had faded from Kenji's voice. "No. Sweet revenge, you know." Kenji stood up and his brown eyes pierced Koichi. "Give me back my phone, Koichi. It's none of your business." Koichi ignored him and scrolled through his chats. "Let's see...", "Give. Me. Back. My. Phone, KOBAYASHI!" Koichi looked at him. Kenji looked seriously angry. He returned his phone. "Okay, no reason to glare at me like that." Kenji took his phone. "It's not funny at all, you jerk! And, to answer your question, no, I don't have a girlfriend!" He sat down again. "Okay, I never thought you can actually be pissed off, Ken." Satan commented. "I understand a lot of fun, but when somebody else lays his dirty paws on my phone, the line's crossed." Kenji turned his phone and showed Satan it's cover. It showed a pair of angry staring eyes and the text 'Don't touch my phone'. "I understand you, I also wouldn't want anybody to put his hands on my lovely cellphone." He stood up and went to Koichi. "Hey, that wasn't really nice of you." Koichi looked at him. "I was just messing around!", "Still. It was not nice.", "It's not my fault Kenji's so sensitive!", "You could've expected that. Cellphones are private things, so you actually got no right to look at it if the owner doesn't agree, if it's just for fun or not.", "Why are you even arguing with me about that, Raiden?", "I'm not arguing with you, I'm simply explaining to you why I'm right." Koichi stared at him, with his mouth open. "...", "Punch in the face, I won!" Satan said with a thriumphant grin.
After their Informatics lesson was over, they went back to their class room for the English lesson. On his way there however, Keiko stopped Satan on the hallways. "Okay,  black-haired idiot, why did you run away mid-conversation?!", "You were boring me to death, so my survival instincts kicked in." Satan responded quick like a shot. Keiko stared at him while being speechless and Satan had to hold back to not make a sharp remark about his dumb-looking face. Instead, he folded his arms. "Something wrong?", "And why did you actually talk to me then?!" Keiko asked after he got over Satan's attack. 'Oh great, another retard...' Satan sighed. "I'm sorry. I know I said 'hi' but I wasn't prepared for any follow-up conversation.", "Okay, that's rude." Keiko replied. Satan shrugged with his shoulders. "Tell me something new. Anyway, got more to say? No? Fine, then, I'm done wasting my time!" Satan turned around and went away.
Back in the classroom, Satan took his seat. "Jeez, these people nowadays..." Lucy stopped next to him. "What took you so long?", "Keiko.", "Ah." Keiko entered just at that moment. When he discovered Lucy, he went over to him. "You're hanging around with the wrong people, Kaito. Especially as far as that guy is concerned." He pointed at Satan. "That guy is my brother, just to remind you." Lucy replied calmly. Keiko stared at him. "Wait, you and that lazy squirt over there are related?" Lucy and Satan both looked at him like he was from another planet. "...You... didn't know that?" Lucifer asked. "No..." Keiko said and laughed embarrassed. "Are you always this stupid or is today a special ocassion?" Satan asked. "We have the same surname, you idiot!" Keiko scratched his head. "Okaaaay... then... I'm not gonna disturb ya anymore!" He quickly went away. Satan facepalmed himself. "Scientists say the world's made of protons, neutrons and electrons. Hell, they forgot to mention morons! Seriously, I'll stop asking 'How stupid can people be?' They start taking it as a challenge." Kenji looked after Keiko. "... How many braincells did he have again?", "Not that many." Lucy commented. "Probably two or three more than Irina." Satan remarked. "But I am not all too sure about that one."