One-Shots [Boboiboy]

I Shit You Not, He's Actually An Omega

"Well, there's four Alphas, two Omegas and a Beta in this group. Trust me. You wouldn't believe who they are."

"Let me guess," Cyclone starts, looking around at his teammates around the house to answer Blaze's question. "Since I'm an Alpha, then Quake must be an Omega and Thunder's a Beta. Thorn's also an Omega, which leaves you, Ais and Solar, who should be Alphas."

"Pfft," Blaze scoffed. "You got them all wrong."

Cyclone whacked his fire manipulator friend with his hoverboard. "Hey! I'm trying here."

Blaze rolled his eyes and brushed the harmless attack off like it was nothing. Glancing at his team, he shrugged and returned to the wind elemental.

"Well, they're..."

* * *

Mating Call

With two Omegas in the house, the Alphas were definitely going to lock themselves in their rooms, stuff tissues in their nostrils or just plain yeet themselves out the house until a week has passed.

For the love of god and all that is holy, the house reeked of mating incense whenever that time of the unholy month approached. The only Beta—Thorn—and the Omegas weren't affected by it, and the Alphas were too paranoid to tell them the true reason why they avoided the Omegas for a week every month.

"Why didn't you just tell me I smelled bad!?" Blaze flipped the table.

Ice shook his shoulder. "I didn't say that! I just said your smell is driving me crazy!"

"What the fuck is that supposed to mean!?"

Quake facepalmed in the background, dabbing at his nosebleed with a tissue as he desperately tried to stay away from everybody else.

* * *

Jealous

"Marry me, Ice!"

"No, marry me!"

Blaze burned all the fangirls away and hissed at everyone who tried to come close to the ice manipulator while clinging to his back like a feline.

Ice sighed and let his deranged partner have his way. He didn't want his stuff to be burnt again.

* * *

Unexpected

"Wait, you're an Alpha?" Solar pointed an accusing finger at the earth elemental.

Gempa nodded. "Is it really that surprising?"

Cyclone shrugged. "Uh, yes. You act like our mom all the time."

"Guess we'll have to call you daddy now huh," Ice deadpanned.

"Please don't," Quake said.

* * *

Unexpected 2.0

Insert screech here. Insert shrieking everywhere.

"YOU'RE AN OMEGA!????"

"Uh, yes."

"THIS IS C u R S e D—I'M YEETING MYSELF OUT THE WINDOW."

Thunderstorm could only sigh as Blaze and Cyclone ran around the house screaming at their new discovery.

* * *

Pills

"Quake, where are my suppressants?" Thunderstorm quizzed, looking around the larders and drawers for his medication.

Quake sipped his coffee calmly. "Huh? You don't need it. Why can always do it anyway."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Quake, where are my pills."

"Behind the painkillers and the bandages."

* * *

Omega Problems

"People say that Alphas are supposed to mark their Omegas but I'm like?? No?? What the fuck????" Blaze questioned his existence.

Thunderstorm sighed and adjusted his choker. He can't relate to his teammate's problem because Quake marked him like weeks ago.

* * *

Alpha Problems

"Well we're single as fuck," Cyclone groaned.

"I don't have time for romance," Solar snapped.

Quake and Ice just looked at each other and be like been there done that.

* * *

The Only Straight

"Sometimes I wonder how Thorn thinks about our relationships," Ice said to the camera, sitting on an actor's foldable chair. "When I asked, he looked me dead in the eye, and said, 'Who's the ding dong and who's the hoo haa?' I'm so done with my life."

* * *

Drunks

"WE'RE GETTING MARRIED FIRST BISHES," Ice declared as he carried Blaze bridal style. Yep he was high on alcohol and was drunk as shit.

A very drunk Quake hoisted a very confused and sober Thunderstorm over his shoulder. "NO US."

"FUCK YOU!" Ice ran out the door with Blaze screeching in confusion. Quake followed with Thunderstorm on his back crossing his arms while he's given up on life.

"Who gave them alcohol?" Solar demanded, the only sober one besides Thorn.

Cyclone passed out in his cherry pie.

"It's Blaze." Thorn shrugs.

"Goddammit."

* * *

Pregnant

"What if you actually get pregnant? What will our child call you?" Quake questioned.

Thunderstorm just stared at him like, What the fuck dude.

* * *

Other Alphas

"I swear to god why are all the powerful ones Omegas," Fang groaned. "Why are all the positions messed up."

Quake put his hand on Fang's shoulder. "Well, it started off by some girl sitting in front of a laptop—"

* * *

Fuck

"I shit you not, I swear that Quake and Thunder were fucking yesterday." Cyclone pounded the table.

Said two just sat by the table recalling the cringe ass memory of them trying to do fight each other by tickling each other for ten minutes straight.

"Um, yeah. We did."

* * *

Took a break from all the angst

JKJK

Angst is my lifeblood

Had this idea and turned it into a comedy