One-Shots [Boboiboy]

Now You Know

Accidentally posted this in my shitpost book. I'm high

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Deciding the exact number of Thunderstorm's exes was an impossible task, so people either ignored the fact or eyeballed the factors. With no confirmation from the Edgelord himself, his friends just let it slip and tried not to bring it up when Thunderstorm started dating Cyclone.

Cyclone would always pester the lightning elemental for his exes, which annoyed him to no end in sight. "That's for me to know and for you to never found out," Thunderstorm berated his boyfriend. "Besides, it's in the past now."

They had a happy relationship. At least for a year. One day, they broke out into a fight that included Thunderstorm's exes and they ended up breaking up. Things were awkward between them for a while, but they recovered their friendship. After a few months or so, Thunderstorm proceeded to date Quake.

"At least now we know he has at least one ex," Blaze grunted, irritated that meanwhile Thunderstorm was going through men like ice-cream on a hot summer day, he remained as single as an electric pole can be.

If they doubted Thunderstorm's credibility in investing in a relationship, they were rightfully so. Five months later, Thunderstorm and Quake split up, with the reason claiming to be "not suitable for each other," and ignoring questions like a champ.

For one thing, the others were starting to doubt the amount of exes Thunderstorm had accumulated over the years. Did he have any secret lovers? Has he lost his physical innocence? Does he still have his first kiss? The lightning elemental dodged each question as if they were dodgeballs, and sashayed back into his room. No doubt preparing himself for another relationship to shatter.

"I tried asking," Quake said, shrugging as Cyclone talked it over a cup of tea. "Like you, he wouldn't answer. So I guess there's no point because we're also on that list."

It had come to the ultimate high tide where Thunderstorm was a walking relationship meme. Whenever he walked into a room, either Blaze or Thorn would blast Blank Space by Taylor Swift (copyright not intended, don't sue me thank you) and throw their heads dramatically to the rhythm.

"SO IT'S GONNA BE FOREVER," Blaze screeched-sang, using a banana as he arched his head dramatically.

Thorn swept a broom like a microphone stand, hand on his forehead. "OR IT'S GONNA GO DOWN IN FLAMES."

Thunderstorm, who had just entered the kitchen in attempt to get his strawberry milk from the fridge, was met with impromptu Taylor Swift music. He rolled his eyes and got his milk and left.

This went on for three months, with their preferred mockery playlist switching to various songs: Hot n' Cold by Katy Perry; Trouble by Taylor Swift; Hotline Bling by Drake; and even Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus.

Thunderstorm sat through all of this, ignoring their pranks. There were few close calls where he nearly electrocuted them all, but he refrained and reminded himself that he needed to get himself together.

By the fourth month, they weren't laughing. Thunderstorm was now in a relationship with Solar.

Solar had come to Thunderstorm like moths to a flame. Despite the two not sharing much chemistry—despite forming Supra and the compatibility of their abilities—Solar was the one that started the conversation and asked him out on a date. Thunderstorm said yes(obviously) and their abrupt relationship started.