HoO One Shots

🌻 Incorrect Quotes 🌻

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Percy: I'm going to Taco Bell, y'all want anything?

Thalia: I want my brother back.

You: I'd like a normal life.

Piper: I'd like Jason to be alive.

Leo: My mother plz.

Frank: My innocence.

Annabeth: A peaceful life with my boyfriend.

Percy: I got like, twelve dollars.

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Annabeth: You got shot. Do you remember anything?

You: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Piper: That wasn't an ambulance. I drove you.

You: But I heard a siren.

Piper: That was Percy.

Percy: I won't apologize for my blood phobia.

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Percy: My half brother, Tyson, is 6'4.

You: Holy Hades.

You: Imagine if he were a full brother.

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Annabeth: Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit.

Percy: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

You: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.

Jason: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a flipping smoothie.

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Leo: I did a bad thing...

You: Does it affect me?

Leo: No-

You: THEN SUFFER IN SILENCE

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Frank: I am so dangerous!

Leo: Literally no one thinks you're dangerous.

Frank: *turns into a snake*

You: Hey guys. Have you seen my-

You:

Leo:

Frank:

You: *gasping* IT'S A DANGER NOODLE

Frank: *smug* You were saying?

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Percy: Why wouldn't Annabeth and Jason want us at the meeting between the two camps?

Leo: Because they think we're going to embarrass them in front of everyone. Which frankly-

Leo: *slams hands on table* Is insulting!

Leo: Aw man, all the orange soda spilled out of my cereal.

You: What in the actual-

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Leo: What's the most illegal thing you've done?

Piper: Stealing, you?

Percy: I once was a wanted man when I was like eleven for blowing up a few things here and there.