HoO One Shots

🌻 Incorrect quotes 3 🌻

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Leo: *walks in room with sunglasses on* Hey Y/n, Frank, do these sunglasses make my head look fat?

You: No.

Frank: Your fat head makes your head look fat.

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[In the middle of a forest fire]

Frank: *holding you* It's okay, Y/n. At least we'll die together.

Frank: *to Leo* Valdez, you go die over there.

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You: Can you have a midlife crisis at 17?

Leo: I don't even think I'll make it to 17.

Jason: I'm pretty sure I died the day I turne 17.

Percy: I've been having a midlife crisis for the past three years.

You: So that's a yes.

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Piper: I only got five hours of sleep last night.

Leo: Ha, I only got three.

You: I didn't sleep at all.

Annabeth: *stumbles into the kitchen, wearing a ripped pair of sweatpants*

Annabeth: *pours coffee into the wrong end of the mug*

Annabeth: What day is it?

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You: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Annabeth: *takes the coffee pot as she walks by* What if you don't.

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You: What is love?

Annabeth: A chemical balance made by the brain

Percy: Doing everything in your power for someone you care about.

Jason: Being loyal to the people you care for no matter what.

Frank: Wanting to be by someone's side even if everyone is against them.

Clarisse: Not wanting to stab them...much, maybe even giving them one of your favourite knives.

Leo: Baby don't hurt me, no more.

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You: Good job!

Piper: You're giving me a sticker?

You: Not just any sticker, a sticker that says "me-wow!"

Piper: Y/n, I'm not a child.

You: Fine, I'll just take it back then.

Piper: No, back off. I earned this.

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You: *staring at knife buried in your side* You could at least pay rent if you're gonna stay here. Life isn't cheap, you know.

Frank: Y/n, infirmary, now.

You: This knife is such a freeloader.

Jason: That is literally the least of our concerns.

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Leo: It's just so frustrating.

You: What is?

Leo: Frank keeps dropping hints that he is into Hazel, yet Hazel is still completely oblivious.