Frank and Leo fighting like siblings is my favourite thing rn and I dont know why.
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Frank: I have no fears.
You: What if you woke up one day and Leo was taller than you?
Frank: I have one fear.
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You: Don't you think that is crazy?
Annabeth: What?
You: My heart is beating so loudly right now.
Annabeth: *blushing* Oh why?
You: There's a spider by your feet.
Annabeth: *jumps in mid-air* OH MY GOD!
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Percy: I eat one can of cold spaghetti-ohs in public and suddenly everyone is attacking me or trying to buy me a microwave.
You: What the hell man.
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You: It was lit!
Hazel: The place was lit up?
Piper: No. It was LIT!
Hazel: There was a fire?
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Annabeth: I'm the most responsible person in this friend group.
Percy: Didn't you set the bathroom on fire yesterday?
Annabeth: There was a spider!
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You: Annabeth and I have to leave right now. Can you keep an eye on Leo, Piper and Percy?
Frank: Sorry... Magic 8 Ball says 'Outlook not so good'.
Annabeth: Frank, please. We have to leave.
Frank: *shakes 8 Ball* The ball says 'Don't count on it'.
You: But-
Frank: Frank Zhang says 'no'
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Annabeth: So you guys can't speak Greek?
You: Nope!
Piper: Wait, let me try.
Piper: Hola, soy Piper.
You: Silly, that's French.
Annabeth:
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Hazel: If I was a drink, I'd be chamomile tea! What would you be?
Annabeth: I'd be earl grey-
Percy: bleach
Leo: motor oil
You: vinegar
Piper: batteries
Frank: That's not a drink-
Jason: THATS WHAT YOURE WORRIED ABOUT?!?
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Jason: So we're going to die.
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HoO One Shots
FanfictionOne shots starring you and some of your favourite characters from the famous Rick Riordan series, 'Percy Jackson'. {Completed ♡}
