HoO One Shots

💗 The Box 💗

Gender Neutral
Takes place around 11 years after Heroes of Olympus

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"Welcome back to our podcast!" Piper exclaimed into the microphone that was sitting in front of her.

"What podcast?" You asked, trying not to laugh at Piper's enthusiasm. She did this every time you guys recorded and you still couldn't muffle your laughter.

"This podcast!" Piper responded. This was your intro for each episode and it never got old.

"This is Y/n L/n of 'Gods and Demigods' where we not only talk about the lives of the gods and our friends but also give useless advice," You say as you fixed the microphone in front of yourself.

"I'm Piper McLean and I gotta say, our advice may suck but that doesn't mean people don't listen to it," She said in response to your normal introduction.

You looked at her with an eyebrow arched. "Who in their right mind would take our advice?" You asked. "Last episode was mainly us talking about Hera dumping Zeus because she deserves better despite what she's done for us in the past."

"That's not the only couple we talked about." Was what Piper decided to respond with.

"Who else did we talk about? I mean we had our section 'Percabeth' but when don't they appear on this podcast?" You asked. Piper simply smirked and shook her head.

"You'll find out later, my dear," Piper said, staring at you intensely.

You sigh and turned back to the microphone. "Well now that I'm afraid for my life, we're going to be talking in the section that I like to call, 'My friends are also in relationships'."

"I still feel like that's too wordy," Piper said and you knew you were going to keep that part in when you edited later. You flip her off which gains a snort from Piper.

"What's happening these days, Y/n?" Piper asked like she normally did at the start of this section.

"I mean, what is there to say anymore? Lavinia has another girlfriend but she won't tell me until we meet up for family night on Tuesday," You started to say.

"I can't wait. I mean, hopefully she'll settle down with this girl," Piper said. The excitement in her voice was obvious. Before she could go into a rant of Lavinia's recent ex, you jumped in.

"Also, Reyna is still single and I'm not allowed to say mingle anymore because she 'knows where I live and will murder me in my sleep'," You said, using air quotes when needed.

Piper let out another snort and shook her head. "When this episode airs and Y/n isn't here for the next one, you guys know what happened."

"Honestly, Reyna could step on me and I wouldn't care," You said in retaliation to Piper's comment.

"We all know you love Reyna, but honey, I'm right here."

You blew a kiss at her which she caught with her right hand. She got up out of her chair and dramatically pretended to throw it into the trash can.

"To all our listeners, if you're wondering what the noises in the background were, I blew a kiss at my dear girlfriend and she has the audacity to throw it out. I think I need to rethink my relationship," You said, your voice cracking because you were trying hard not to laugh.

Piper ran back to her mic and leaned closer to it. "For anyone wondering, I'm going to be single soon."

She was interrupted by you screeching in the background which ended up with the two of you laughing uncontrollably.