HoO One Shots

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Reyna: How do you manage all these children you befriend?

Annabeth: The secret is, I don't. I have no control over them whatsoever.

Annabeth: This morning Leo yelled out to me and when I showed up to see what was going on, Piper shot me in the throat with a Nerf gun, and Y/n tackled me to the floor.

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Percy: Did you eat all the donuts?

You: No?

Percy: Why are you lying to me? I can see the powder on your pants.

You: *panicking* That's cocaine.

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Annabeth: *half-awake* Pantaphobia. That's what it's called. Pantaphobia.

You: W-

Annabeth: Not a fear of pants though. I made that mistake too.

You: Annabeth are you oka-

Annabeth: It's a fear of everything.

You:

Annabeth: Including pants I suppose.

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You: Exercise is important for a healthy lifestyle, which is why we do yoga daily.

You/Leo/Piper: *lies on the ground*

Piper: This is called "the corpse."

Leo: Or as we like to call it,"the Jason."

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You: *wakes up in the middle of the night to see Piper an inch from your face*

Piper: So we had this id- stop screaming- so we had this idea.

You: Who's we?

Percy: *directly beside Piper's face* We had this idea.

You: Gods, there's two of them.

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Chiron: I can't find any of your friends, Annabeth. Might you be able to locate them?

Annabeth: Do you think I have them microchipped or something?

Chiron: Well, do you?

Annabeth:

Annabeth: Yes, hang on.

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Annabeth: We're going out in public, so I expect you to be on your best behavior.

Leo: *to the rest of the seven* Hear that? You better behave.

You: *to Leo* She was talking to you.

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