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thirty-three

[[p.jm + j.jk]]

park_jiminie
so susan are you going to my concert??

kookerator
WHY ARE U STILL TEXTING ME
AND MY NAME IS JUNGKOOK
NOT SUSAN

park_jiminie
😂 sorry jungkook it's just so freaking funny i couldn't help myself,,
and i'm texting u cuz ur yoongi's friend and i'm both happy and surprised that he made a new friend
he's not the most social person, if u didn't know
he shuts himself away a lot, gives me a lot of reasons to worry about him
and he's very important to me so i'm just tryna look out for him and all that
you get me?

kookerator
i do, yeah...of course i do

park_jiminie
good! ☺️ i'm glad we're on the same page!
so can we be friends too then jungkook?

kookerator
uhm
yes

park_jiminie
u seem hesitant lol

kookerator
no it's not that i,,
i'm just shocked about all this
that's all

park_jiminie
oh okay 😊
i understand then

kookerator
yeah
uh
can i ask something

park_jiminie
u can :)

kookerator
did yoongi say anything about me

park_jiminie
of course he did, how else would i know about you?

kookerator
oh
right
that makes sense
i'm dumb haha

park_jiminie
he said you're a very sweet person
and he feels bad your friends don't spend more time with you

kookerator
he said that?

park_jiminie
"he's a precious kid, i don't know who he's hanging out with but it's the wrong crowd if they don't see that"
don't tell him i told u that 😜

kookerator
🥺 he's so nice...
and don't worry i won't tell him
just don't tell him that i don't actually have friends|
just don't tell him that i|
just don't te|
just tell him he has no reason to worry
about me 😊

park_jiminie
oh he won't let me tell him anything 😝
boy does what he wants,,
so anyway u never told me are u going to my concert??

kookerator
i can't believe you're actually asking me this
for a split second i forgot who exactly was dm'ing me
tae would kill me for this

park_jiminie
tae?
friend of urs?

kookerator
i don't really know him well but yeah i suppose
he is
he messaged me not too long ago on instagram cuz he found out i was a fan
so i guess an online friend
never met him tho, but i know he lives in daegu and he's a huge fan of urs so i'm sure he's gonna try really hard to make it to ur concert

park_jiminie
☺️ tell him i hope he can make it ✊

kookerator
why don't u tell him yourself?
I DIDNT MEAN THAT IN A RUDE WAY I JUSBDKLDL

park_jiminie
🤣
what's his @ ?

kookerator
omg ur serious
oh he's gonna combust
it's @ hakuna_ma_taetae

park_jiminie
thanks! 😊

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[[p.jm + k.th]]

park_jiminie sent you a message request.

park_jiminie
i hope u can make it to the upcoming concert, tae! 😚

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hakuna_ma_taetae
this is some sick prank
i see u hacker satan
i see u
u won't one-up me this time

park_jiminie
🤣😂😅
i'm too dumb to hack
i just like talking to fans every once in a while and jungkook told me u were his online friend so here i am

hakuna_ma_taetae
what
no
my gullibility is being tested

park_jiminie
😗
😙
😚
😘
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where u go

hakuna_ma_taetae
i threw my phone against the wall but sadly it didn't break
if you'll excuse me
i need to explain to my mother what that noise was
goodbye for now

park_jiminie
🤣bye tae! 👋