ninety-nine

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park_jiminie
foowidkwn ok today's my date i'm not nervous

hakuna_ma_taetae
YOURE GOING ON A DATE

park_jiminie
WHAT YOURE KIDDIF I SWEAR THIS WAS YOONGI YOU HACKED MY PHONE

hakuna_ma_taetae
I AINT THAT SKILLED

park_jiminie
ALSO WHY TF YOU SOUND SHOCKED??
IM GOING ON A DATE WITH YOU

hakuna_ma_taetae
ME
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THAT WAS A LUCID DREAM

park_jiminie
kim taehyung so help me
you picked out something to wear right

hakuna_ma_taetae
nah i was thinking of just wearing my birthday suit
NO IM KIDDING
THATS A JOKE I WOULD USE WITH MY STRAIGHT PALS NOW I JUST MADE THINGS WEIRD IM SOFIDJDWJD
hey siri nearest cliff

park_jiminie
KIM TAEHYUNG

hakuna_ma_taetae
STOP USING MY FULL NAME YOU SOUND LIKE MI MADRE I DONT WANNA DATE MY MOMMMM

park_jiminie
hey cutie ready for our date? 😉

hakuna_ma_taetae
alexa play this is the way it ends by landon pigg

park_jiminie
i'm sorry would you rather me date one of your friends

hakuna_ma_taetae
NO THEY DONT EVEN LISTEN TO YOUR MUSIC EXCEPT YUGYEOM BUT HE STILL SCREWS UP THE LYRICS
THEY DONT DESERVE TO

park_jiminie
well you certainly do
and NOT just cus you're a fan
cus you're an absolute sweetheart with an adorable face to match

hakuna_ma_taetae
hey siri quickest route to memory loss

park_jiminie
i feel offended

hakuna_ma_taetae
would you like an f in the chat

park_jiminie
yes please

hakuna_ma_taetae
f

park_jiminie
is your birthday suit cute btw

hakuna_ma_taetae
hey siri nearest well to jump into

park_jiminje
OK ENOUGH

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a/n:
save them from each other

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