[[ p.jm + k.th ]]
park_jiminie
foowidkwn ok today's my date i'm not nervoushakuna_ma_taetae
YOURE GOING ON A DATEpark_jiminie
WHAT YOURE KIDDIF I SWEAR THIS WAS YOONGI YOU HACKED MY PHONEhakuna_ma_taetae
I AINT THAT SKILLEDpark_jiminie
ALSO WHY TF YOU SOUND SHOCKED??
IM GOING ON A DATE WITH YOUhakuna_ma_taetae
ME
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THAT WAS A LUCID DREAMpark_jiminie
kim taehyung so help me
you picked out something to wear righthakuna_ma_taetae
nah i was thinking of just wearing my birthday suit
NO IM KIDDING
THATS A JOKE I WOULD USE WITH MY STRAIGHT PALS NOW I JUST MADE THINGS WEIRD IM SOFIDJDWJD
hey siri nearest cliffpark_jiminie
KIM TAEHYUNGhakuna_ma_taetae
STOP USING MY FULL NAME YOU SOUND LIKE MI MADRE I DONT WANNA DATE MY MOMMMMpark_jiminie
hey cutie ready for our date? 😉hakuna_ma_taetae
alexa play this is the way it ends by landon piggpark_jiminie
i'm sorry would you rather me date one of your friendshakuna_ma_taetae
NO THEY DONT EVEN LISTEN TO YOUR MUSIC EXCEPT YUGYEOM BUT HE STILL SCREWS UP THE LYRICS
THEY DONT DESERVE TOpark_jiminie
well you certainly do
and NOT just cus you're a fan
cus you're an absolute sweetheart with an adorable face to matchhakuna_ma_taetae
hey siri quickest route to memory losspark_jiminie
i feel offendedhakuna_ma_taetae
would you like an f in the chatpark_jiminie
yes pleasehakuna_ma_taetae
fpark_jiminie
is your birthday suit cute btwhakuna_ma_taetae
hey siri nearest well to jump intopark_jiminje
OK ENOUGH*
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a/n:
save them from each other
YOU ARE READING
ᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴏᴜs. | ᴍ.ʏɢ + ᴊ.ᴊᴋ ✔️
Fanfictionin which jungkook reaches out to a stranger all because of a concerning instagram post. yoonkook. short chapters.