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ninety-five

[[ m.yg + p.jm ]]

sugamint
i swear i slept thru all of novemberwtf

park_jiminie
is novemberwtf a new month i didn't know about

sugamint
jimin stfu and help me

park_jiminie
if this is about jungkookie's christmas gift i'm not helping 😤
because you won't even tell me what you want
so i'm gonna make you FRUITCAKE

sugamint
that stuffs disgusting asf pls don't
but like c'mon jimin pls
i want to make this year really special for him
pls like i know he'd be happy with anything but i wanna see his face light up

park_jiminie
you could say merry christmas baby and jungkook would be like 😻

sugamint
not helping

park_jiminie
oh i'm sorry did you think i was trying to

sugamint
when did u become such a jerk

park_jiminie
new career path

sugamint
you're excelling

park_jiminie
<3

sugamint
</3

park_jiminie
GASP
you didn't

sugamint
buy me clothes for christmas
need a new wardrobe

park_jiminie
DONE
okay so if i were jungkookie what would i want for christmas...

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[[ p.jm + j.jk ]]

kookerator
GOOD NEWS JIMIN HYUNG
I JUST BOUGHT YOONGI'S PRESENT TODAY

park_jiminie
oooh what did you get him??

kookerator
you have to swear not to tell him

park_jiminie
swear it

kookerator
ok
so i went online on this website where you can custom design shirts and sweaters and stuff
so i designed this sweatshirt for him with "suga" written on the front and "kookie" on the back

park_jiminie
oh
ouch

kookerator
what
...?????
IS IT A DUMB IDEA

park_jiminie
no i'm just
you're so cute jungkookie

kookerator
so you think he'll like it

park_jiminie
maybe a little :)

kookerator
that's good enough!
i'm excited 😊

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[[ m.yg + p.jm ]]

park_jiminie
ok jungkook's gift is gonna be hard to beat but you gotta do it

sugamint
what did he get me??

park_jiminie
art thou a fool??
i CANNOT tell
BUT I WANT TO
but i cannot
but you gotta one up him like it's mario yoongi

sugamint
what are you on?
you know whatever
ok fine then suggest some things

park_jiminie
ok so i'm assuming you want to go for something sentimental
since u softer than a soft serve ice cream
so like
what's something that you think would remind jungkook of you and/or your relationship

sugamint
i don't know...
there's nothing i can really think of
wait
wait i'm so dumb
a camera
wtf i'll just buy him a camera
thanks for nothing jim

park_jiminie
EXCUSE ME TF IS JIM

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[[ p.jm + k.th ]]

park_jiminie
HE CALLED ME JIM HOW INSULTING

hakuna_ma_taetae
f in the chat for jims

park_jiminie
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