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fifty-one

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sugamint
im so bummed about this i dont even know what to do with myself right now
i told him
and of course he's telling me it's ok and he understands but like
gosh idek i'm so upset?

park_jiminie
yoongi...

sugamint
and im sorry i shouldnt be complaining to you about this cuz i know you feel just as bad but...
he was just so excited? about hanging out on his birthday??
and the boy has probably spent so many birthdays alone that's probably the worst thing about all this
like he was probably so happy to actually be doing something for a change but now i just ruined it
he'll be alone again

park_jiminie
what about his mom?
don't tell me she works...

sugamint
he told me they usually go out to breakfast but she can't afford off or something like that...
i just feel so bad for him...

park_jiminie
;-; yeah that sounds rough...
he shouldn't have to spend his birthday alone...

sugamint
jimin
oh my gosh
jimin
wait

park_jiminie
what? whats wrong??

sugamint
nothing
nothing's wrong
tell your manager i'm bringing an assistant
or i'll tell him tf
f**k i should probably ask him first
i don't know if he'd be okay with missing out on breakfast with his mom
f**k i'll ask him anyway it's his birthday his choice

park_jiminie
ARE YOU GONNA BRING HIM OMFDSKLF
I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT TO SAY THAT

sugamint
i want to surprise him but at the same time i would feel bad just springing this on him?
ughh idk i have to think it over

park_jiminie
YOU REALLY SHOULD YOONGI I THINK YOU'D MAKE HIS DAY

sugamint
i'd like to think that
like i said just give me time to think okay

park_jiminie
i wanna meet susan don't deprive me of this

sugamint
shut up you're a child

park_jiminie
no lmao why would i shut up 🤐
I NEED TO THO IM SO CLOSE TO OUTING BOTH OF Y'ALL TO EACH OTHER|
I NEED TO THO IM SO CLOSE TO|
I NEED TO|
you know i love to annoy you 😜

sugamint
yes
unfortunately i do

park_jiminie
just a few days now yoongi,,,
he'll be a legal adult ☺️
you can date him without feeling bad about iiiit
riiiiight???

sugamint
i'm not kidding just shut up
you're not helping
anything
just cuz he's turning 18 doesn't magically mean i'm gonna feel any less insecure about telling him how i feel
so don't pressure me

park_jiminie
aw yoongi im sorry...
you're absolutely right i really need to stop with the teasing...

sugamint
it's ok i'm sorry too i sounded mean just then

park_jiminie
i just want you to have a cute boyfriend and jungkook is so perfect for you 🤧

sugamint
and you know what's perfect for you, jimin?

park_jiminie
geico
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sugamint
nvm why do i even bother trying to make comebacks with you...

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