"Sorry for being so rude, my name is Proffesor Birch, I hear your one of my new neighbors."
After rescuing the mysterious man on Route 101 he lead John back into Littleroot and to his laboratory. "John." John retorted with his own name. "So why did you lead me here?"
"To fulfill a duty my daughter, May, is neglecting. "You have a daughter?" John asked. "Oh, so you don't happen to know my little star. She hasn't been home is a long while, see if you can find her on your travels."
"So why did you lead me here?" John asked again.
"The duty my daughter is putting off was to research every pokemon in Hoenn, then eventually the world. Take this Pokedex and explore the world! Gotta' Catch'em All!" Birch threw his fist into the air triumphantly as if he actually did what he just told John to do.
"Nerd." John muttered and then grabbed the portable electronic encyclopedia, why did this nut have to be a professor, how was he a professor?!
"So what about Mudkipz, do I keep it as my first pokemon!?" John called out as he looked at the pokeball he believed to contain Mudkip. "What? No, no silly boy. Mudkip is a rare pokemon, I can't just let some boy I met have it for safe keeping, hohoho!" Our little nutcase laughed. "Mudkipz, you forgot the z." John retorted, a bit offended. "What? There is no z in Mudkip, wait. Did you think it's actual name was Mudkipz?! Hahahahaha! That's golden, kid!" Birch howled with laughter, pissing off John even more.
"Here, I'll give you a pokemon I just finished studying, the thing is rather weak but strong for what it is." Birch instantly stopped laughing and tossed out one of the pokeballs that was strewn around on a nearby desk. It opened and revealed a.....!
"Trapinch!" The little starry eyed ant lion cried before crawling over to John. "Trap Trap!" it looked up to John with a little buggy smile. "What am I to you? A Pansy? This is a girl's pokemon!" John whined to the Professor. "Hoho! Trapinch isn't what it first seems to be. Grow strong with this adorable little monster and show the world what a great pokemon any pokemon can be!" Birch exclaimed as he returned Trapinch to it's ball and tossed it back to John. "You won't be disappointed."
"Also, that was sexist." Birch quipped.
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An Adventure Like no Other
FanfictionTake off with John Jenkins and his friends as they take care of the serious terrorist problem in Game Freak's famous Hoenn region, as a little side quest of his he's also trying to gain the rich living style of being a Champion, thankfully Hoenn has...
