GUESS WHO'S GETTING ORAS FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
THIS GUY :DDDDDDDDDD
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"Hey John, when the hell will we be leaving for the next town?" Kokiri shouted, having finished the book he brought from home.
John opened his eyes hearing his name, Trapinch was sleeping on his forhead and made an efficient sun block, which otherwise would have gone right into John's eyes. "I don't know." he replied. "Should we get going today? The neighbors are starting to wonder where the old man went."
"You tell me, Mrs. Looseton has been visiting everyday and searching the house. She also hasn't seemed content with our "grandchildren" excuse." Kokiri started packing up his bag, which Dreamer was sleeping in.
John looked out his window and saw two Poochyena growling at each other with a half eaten unripe Rawst Berry between them. "Is she outside now?" John got out of bed, wearing his day clothes already.
Kokiri looked outside "Actually she is, and so is the whole town. Even the Old Man."
The two paused for a bit while they thought. "I think you're right Kokiri, we should leave."
John went to grab Trapinch and finish packing his belongings while Kokiri opened a back window. Once Dreamer made it to the window sill however he jumped out with his arms spread as if they're wings. He was still asleep, unaware of the Roselia Bushes beneath them.
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Kokiri was plucking thorns out of Dreamer, who was gnawing on an Oran Berry with a tear caught in his eye. "Come on man, how did you even jump the moment you noticed a cliff when you're asleep?" Kokiri chastised Dreamer who just whimpered as a barb was pulled out of his butt.
John was walking alongside of Kokiri as they headed north back to route 103 to wait for nightfall to sneak past Oldale Town to route 102 where they agreed to continue their journey. Trapinch had it's body in John's pocket, where it could barely fit without it's head in but Trapinch enjoyed the free ride.
"You know, we've trained quite a bit since our last battle. We should battle once Dreamer gets back into shape. Make sure your Trapinch isn't in bad shape when that time comes!"
"Just don't cry when we beat the crap out of Dreamer!"
"In your dreams!"
So Dreamer went to sleep and didn't wake up until late that evening where he was fully energized. John recognized that this would've probably happened due to some BS anime logic, it payed off.
"Hey Trapinch look, SAND!" John said with emphasis on sand, Trapinch sprung up, shook it's head and cawed as if looking for this sand material, which it has never even seen before in it's life. "Kokiri wake up! The battles going on!"
"I am awake, it's not like I die when I read a book..." Kokiri says this while putting down the leaf he was hallucinating words on out of boredom
"Then let's get going!"
"Tra-Tra!" Trapinch cooed.
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An Adventure Like no Other
FanfictionTake off with John Jenkins and his friends as they take care of the serious terrorist problem in Game Freak's famous Hoenn region, as a little side quest of his he's also trying to gain the rich living style of being a Champion, thankfully Hoenn has...
