Anakin marched me to my next class, Blaster Defense. I really didn't understand the whole point of tha class. I mean, how much is there to learn about avoiding laser fire?
Apparently, a lot more than I thought.
"Alright, first thing you need to know about this class is to never let your guard down," Anakin instructed, "As soon as you get comfortable... BAM! You get blasted right in the-"
"Okay! Thanks! I better get going!" I intrupted; not wanting to hear the unpleasant details. I hurried into the room. A line of kids were using training droids to practice their lightsaber skills. This wouldn't have been such a big deal if it hadn't been for the one student who caught my attention.
She was dodging lightning fast blasts with smooth movements as her electric green blade met each one. But it wasn't her amazing saber abilities that made me stare; it was her beauty. Her blue skin was like sapphire and her long black hair was trailing her in a neat braid.
As she spun around to deflect a laser fire, she smiled my way. I crookedly grinned back at the gorgeous girl before my eyes. That's when I felt my knees start to go week.
But that was only because someone's practice droid misfired and hit me in the leg.
I collapsed onto the floor yelping in pain. The other kids turned and stared for a minute but one person rushed to my side. "Oh my gosh! Are you okay?" the girl asked as she hovored over me. Dazed, I tried to answer but ended up getting tongue tied, "I... I... Okay..." I slowly sat up. The blue girl smiled slightly, "Sorry my blast hit you. I was trying to practice my back flip defense move and I guess I missed the shot all together," she apologized. I shrugged, "Aww, that's alright."
She brushed a strand of hair out of her face, "I'm Numa by the way," she added kindly. It took me a minute to remember my own name, "Kevin..."
"Wow Kevin, you really took quite the hit," she remarked, looking down at my injury, "I'm surprised you didn't black out yet. I know I would have if I got a hole in my leg!"
I shrugged again, "Well, I... Wait... A hole in my leg?!?"
That's when I blacked out.
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I am NOT and Never Will Be A Jedi
HumorSchool can be tough. Ask any kid. But for Kevin Groundcrawler, it just got a lot worse because he's been accepted to the Jedi Academy! Only one problem, HE ISN'T A JEDI! On his own and out of his league, Kevin must survive Jedi training while also h...
