I am NOT and Never Will Be A Jedi

The Ewok Underwear Strike Back

    Master Yoda waved his cane, "Welcome class. Begin shortly Round One will... Your seats take." I trailed Anakin closely, "It's hard to understand him when he talks like that," I whispered.

    I felt a wooden stick smack my rear end, "Heard that I did!" the green master shouted.

    We sat at desks in a big circle with buzzers in front of us. Anakin gave me a wink, "Hey, may the Force be with you Grease," he said encouragingly. I smiled back, "Right back at you Brother Skywalker."

    Anakin shook his head, "Don't call me that dude."

    Master Yoda took to the front of the room, "Begin we will. First guestion: How many moons does the planet Naboo have?"   I slammed my hand on the buzzer, "Three!"

    Master Yoda nodded, "Correct that is. One point, Team Skywalker and Groundcrawler have." Anakin high-fived me, "Nice one Grease."

   The next question came, "Native to what Mid Rim planet are Clawclams?"

    I thought for only a split second before pressing my buzzer, "Ando."

    Master Yoda smiled, "Correct, Young Groundcrawler."

    Anakin fist bumped me, "Wow, with any luck, I may pass this class with you as a partner! Now, all we have to do is answer as many questions as we can. No one has ever finished with a perfect score."

   I smiled, "We'll see about that..."

   As the questions got harder, I stepped up my game. We finally got to the last question and I was sweating with adrenaline. Master Yoda read the question, If start at grid coordinates M-10 you do, and take the Hyrdian Route north 16 parsecs, what planet will you land on?"

    I looked at Anakin who gave me a thumbs up. Taking a breath, I smacked a hand over my buzzer, "Trick Question! You would land on the fourth moon of Pizkoss, Emmendo."

    Master Yoda was obviously surprised. After a moment, he nodded, "Correct that is. Well done Skywalker and Groundcrawler." he congratulated.

    Anakin bowed, "Couldn't have done it without you Grease!"

     I was so excited. For the first time that day, I had actually done something right.

     I bowed in return, but Anakin's trousers must have been a little baggy on me becuase as soon as I did, down went the pants.

    Out those little ewoks made their second appearance of the day...