Shattered

Mission Report III

TO: MIKE TANGO ECHO

PRIORITY: URGENT

CLASSIFICATION: SECRET

FROM: BRIAN

MISSION REPORT: OZYMANDIAS

PERSONNEL: MORGAN: ALIVE. SPINE WAS SEVERED AND RIB CAGE COLLAPSED. EXPECTED TO MAKE A FULL RECOVERY. BRIAN: ALIVE. SURGICAL TEAM WAS CALLED IN TO REMOVE AUTOMOTIVE TOOL FROM ANAL CAVITY. EXPECTED TO MAKE A FULL RECOVERY.

Gs: G:T WAS FOUND TENDING TO AGENT MORGAN'S WOUNDS SEEMINGLY OF ITS OWN VOLITION. NO DISCERNABLE DAMAGE. G:DB IS MIA.

OBJECTIVE: FAILED. DGs PA AND RB MANAGED TO AVOID APPREHENSION ALONG WITH T:A. THEY WERE LAST SEEN HEADING EAST.

Okay, let me start out by saying that this is entirely Morgan's fault. If she hadn't been so obsessed with revenge against DG:PA we would have it and its friends in our hands and G:DB wouldn't be in the belly of T:A!

I say once I've gotten every piece of data out of that witch we dispose of her. I mean, isn't that the end game anyway? A world without all these freaks running around?

After what went down, I'm more willing than ever to make that dream a reality. And I hate to sound cliché, but mark my words: if I meet DG:PA again I will destroy it. I don't care that Morgan says it is key to killing the Gs, that pathetic little monster is dead.

At least this wasn't a total waste of time and energy. I'm glad to see you, Dare, and the rest of your rich friends took my advice to take control of Amazon's subsidies and intellectual properties. I imagine it was a "fire" sale!

Get it?

Because their headquarters burnt down?

I'm going to assume you are laughing.

Anyway, I know that our plans have been hit with massive setbacks thanks to the DGs in Washington challenging the legality of purchasing or leasing more cellular networks, and top that off with the lower than expected sales of the our laptops and tablets with embedded signal generators, but I believe we're about to get a windfall in the form of Alexa.

Digital assistants are all the rage these days because everyone thinks they are so swamped, but really their just idiots after the next big shiny thing. I know we won't be able to sell any of these with the name Alexa, but we repaint it, rename it, and slap a few zeroes at the end of the price tag and the people will eat it up.

Of course, we'll add in a signal generator at no extra charge.

Yes, yes, I'm aware I'm avoiding talking about G:DB or as I affectionately called him: Fat Ass.

That thing that first attacked Morgan, which I now believe was DG:VM, seemingly swallowed him whole.

It was the most fucked up thing I've ever seen in my life. Its jaw unhinged like some kind of snake and sucked him down like an obese piece of linguini. The damn thing didn't even show any signs of swallowing Fat Ass. My theory is it reduced it back to its energy form and absorbed it into its own.

I guess the stories say Kronos swallowed his children whole at birth, but just wow. Fat Ass was on the wrong side of three-hundred pounds and that thing masquerading as a girl couldn't have weighed more than ninety pounds.

Tops.

I've done everything I can to call him back, but I can't even track him via satellite. He's gone.

Once again I need to remind you that this is one-hundred percent Morgan's fault.

I'm the victim here!

Not her!

Me!

So, In light of this staff shortage I'm moving DG:HP and DG:FM to active duty. I'm sending you DG:FM since you have a weird thing for platypuses, while I'm keeping DG:HP for myself. Now before you fire back saying you're not going to have a team of handlers following you 24/7, I wanted to let you know I've made massive improvements to the neural interface.

The new system works almost as well the one we use on captured Gs (ignoring that rainbow one. Too many signals going through it to work properly.). They should respond to any verbal commands from designated handlers. The system uses a mixture of audio and visual processing to achieve this.

And you said removing an eye and replacing it with a camera was disgusting! Ha!

Granted the DGs are nowhere near as strong as G:DB, but until we can locate more minor Gs they will have to do.

The Fourth of July spectacular is still going to happen, and George's people have been busy securing more DGs and monsters for the occasion. Normally I'm not one for theatre, but I can't wait for this!

Speaking of George, am I the only one concerned with the fact he is up and moving after only a week-and-a-half? He had a heart transplant and he's running laps around Manhattan like nothing happened!

He's even faster than he was before!

That heart we gave him from T:C has to be responsible, but since he threatened to shove more automotive tools where the sun don't shine if I tried to experiment on him, I'm in the dark here.

And I don't like being in the dark...

Could you pull some strings and get me some willing volunteers for some organ transplants? Even if it's just some kid who needs a spleen I could learn so much!