Google helped me a lot with this chapter. So.... props to google, I guess.
Admin: *laughs evilly* This is the best idea I ever had.
Laos: What idea?
Admin: Oh, it's nothing.
Myanmar: Something smells fishy.
Malaysia: That would be Akak Indon. She's cooking fish for lunch.
Vietnam: Just tell us, admin.
Admin: I won't. If I tell you about my idea, you guys would disagree. I'm telling Thailand.
Philipines: No fair! Why does it have to be Thailand?
Admin: I'm not being biased, but he isn't going to join you guys for a certain reason.
Thailand: What is it, ana?~
Admin: *whispers to his ear*
Thailand: *laughs evilly too* Great idea, ana~
Brunei: What is it?
Singapore: Probably something stupid.
Admin: Hey! I heard that, you know.
Singapore: It was meant for you to hear.
Cambodia: Do you need some ice for that burn?
Admin: No thanks. I'm already hot, anyways.
Indonesia: Ish. You're too confident. Of course, I'm hotter.
Malaysia: Eh? You are done cooking?
Indonesia: Yeah. You guys can eat, now.
Admin: Nope. You're all staying here.
Philipines: But, I'm hungry
Myanmar: Hungary? I thought you were Philipines.
Laos: *smacks Myanmar* We don't have time for your stupid jokes.
Brunei: Can you two stop fighting?
Vietnam: Let them be. They'll stop eventually.
Admin: Is everyone here? I'm about to summon some countries and I hope you guys won't run away or avoid them.
Indonesia: Pffft... They can't be that bad.
*England, Japan, Portugal, Netherlands, Spain, and America pops out of nowhere*
ASEAN except Thailand: *hiss* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Admin: Viet, where are you going?
Vietnam: Grabbing my paddle.
Admin: But, you're already holding one.
Vietnam: I'm grabbing another one.
Admin: Oh, okay.
Indonesia: I take back my words *takes out bambu runcing*
Malaysia: Admin, please explain why they're here.
Admin: The idea I had was that you guys have to compliment or say something nice to your past colonizers.
Laos: I hate you, admin
Admin: I already know that. Okay! Should we start now?
Myanmar: No! Never in my whole life that I will ever praise him *points at England*
England: I knew it. I'm not good at anything. *pretends to cry*
Myanmar: *weak with people crying* H-hey, uh. You're not that bad. Um, you're.... better than America?
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