WOOHOO HAPEE BIRDAE

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GUYS IT'S CAMMY'S BIRTHDAY AND TO CELEBRATE, I SHALL MAKE A SPECIAL CHAPTER ABOUT CAMMY'S RANDOMNESS. There are some jokes that I've stole- BORROWED from Tumblr and also real life conversations. Enjoy.

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Brunei: Hi, Cam! How are you?

Cambodia: Hi! Do you want to join my mafia?

Brunei: What?

Myanmar: *laughing in the background*

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Cambodia: Being drunk is gay because you can't think straight

Indonesia: *gasps* England?

Cambodia: I'm afraid so..

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Cambodia:  I thought happiness starts with H. Why does mine starts with u?

Laos: I think you have dyslexia.

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PNG: What is love?

Cambodia: *watches as Brunei and Phil keep friendzoning each other and hurting themselves mentally* Stupidity.

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Cambodia: Excuse me, Myanmar.

ASEAN: *heard "Kiss me, Myanmar" instead*

Myanmar: Um. What?

Cambodia: EXCUSE ME, MYANMAR.

ASEAN: Oooh...

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Cambodia: Uuuugh... How am I supposed to play this guitar correctly?

Brunei: Play it with your heart! It always works.

Cambodia: My heart ain't got hands.

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Cambodia: You can't spell awesome without me.

Singapore: It's awesome. Not awesoCambodia.

Cambodia: You know damn well what I meant

Singapore: Yup.

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Cambodia: You know, I talked to Brunei yesterday and I just found out that he has 2 dads.

Malaysia: O-oh. I didn't know that his parents were....

Cambodia: Yeah, I also didn't know that his parents divorced. He's happy with his stepfather now.

Malaysia: Oooh...

Cambodia: You thought his parents were gay, right?

Brunei: Countries don't have parents...

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Cambodia: *texting* I present to you, my latest invention.

Cambodia: (͡°w ͡°)

Cambodia: The Lewwy face. A mixture of the exquisite uwu and the magnificent lenny face.

Indonesia: I...it's beautiful, Cam.

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Cambodia: As a lazy person, my favourite words are free and canceled.

Vietnam: Free pizza is canceled.

Cambodia: Why would you say something like that.

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Cambodia: Trumpoline.

Philippines: What?

Cambodia: *shows her a pic*  Trumpoline.

Philippines:

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Philippines:

Philippines: SINGA! CAMMY'S DRUNK AGAIN!

Singapore: OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE-

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Cambodia: If I swallow magnets, will I be attractive?

Brunei: It depends if you like metal or not.

Thailand: Meet the new sexuality.  Metalsexual.

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Cambodia: People treat me like god.

Timor: Whaaat? How?

Cambodia: They ignore my existence unless they need something from me.

Timor: *hugs him* I think you need this.

Cambodia: Aww, thanks.

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Thailand: Be careful when you're cutting onions, they make you cry

Cambodia: NOT IF I MAKE THEM CRY FIRST!

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Cambodia: Tinkerbell is literally me.

Vietnam: Explain.

Cambodia: I would die if I didn't get much attention because I'm fabulous.

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Cambodia: I know that I'm a disappointment when I watched all the seasons of Peppa Pig instead of studying.

Malaysia: We're all disappointments in this group.

Cambodia: True, true.

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Singapore: *falls*

Cambodia: Oh my god!

Singapore: *gets up* It's okay, Cam. I'm not hurt.

Cambodia: I don't care if you're hurt or not. IS THE FLOOR OKAY?

Singapore:

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I'm very late. Forgive me. I had no wifi for quite a long time. Also these are mostly cheesy and I'm sorry for that too.

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