Just the hetalia ASEAN with Papua New Guinea and Timor messing around. Feel free to ask/dare and request anything! Just keep in mind that there will be slow updates.
(Events in the book are mostly over exaggerated and full of fandom stereotypes hah...
GUYS IT'S CAMMY'S BIRTHDAY AND TO CELEBRATE, I SHALL MAKE A SPECIAL CHAPTER ABOUT CAMMY'S RANDOMNESS. There are some jokes that I've stole- BORROWED from Tumblr and also real life conversations. Enjoy.
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Brunei: Hi, Cam! How are you?
Cambodia: Hi! Do you want to join my mafia?
Brunei: What?
Myanmar: *laughing in the background*
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Cambodia: Being drunk is gay because you can't think straight
Indonesia: *gasps* England?
Cambodia: I'm afraid so..
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Cambodia: I thought happiness starts with H. Why does mine starts with u?
Laos: I think you have dyslexia.
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PNG: What is love?
Cambodia: *watches as Brunei and Phil keep friendzoning each other and hurting themselves mentally* Stupidity.
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Cambodia: Excuse me, Myanmar.
ASEAN: *heard "Kiss me, Myanmar" instead*
Myanmar: Um. What?
Cambodia: EXCUSE ME, MYANMAR.
ASEAN: Oooh...
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Cambodia: Uuuugh... How am I supposed to play this guitar correctly?
Brunei: Play it with your heart! It always works.
Cambodia: My heart ain't got hands.
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Cambodia: You can't spell awesome without me.
Singapore: It's awesome. Not awesoCambodia.
Cambodia: You know damn well what I meant
Singapore: Yup.
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Cambodia: You know, I talked to Brunei yesterday and I just found out that he has 2 dads.
Malaysia: O-oh. I didn't know that his parents were....
Cambodia: Yeah, I also didn't know that his parents divorced. He's happy with his stepfather now.
Malaysia: Oooh...
Cambodia: You thought his parents were gay, right?
Brunei: Countries don't have parents...
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Cambodia: *texting* I present to you, my latest invention.
Cambodia: (͡°w ͡°)
Cambodia: The Lewwy face. A mixture of the exquisite uwu and the magnificent lenny face.
Indonesia: I...it's beautiful, Cam.
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Cambodia: As a lazy person, my favourite words are free and canceled.
Vietnam: Free pizza is canceled.
Cambodia: Why would you say something like that.
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Cambodia: Trumpoline.
Philippines: What?
Cambodia: *shows her a pic* Trumpoline.
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Philippines:
Philippines: SINGA! CAMMY'S DRUNK AGAIN!
Singapore: OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE-
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Cambodia: If I swallow magnets, will I be attractive?
Brunei: It depends if you like metal or not.
Thailand: Meet thenew sexuality. Metalsexual.
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Cambodia: People treat me like god.
Timor: Whaaat? How?
Cambodia: They ignore my existence unless they need something from me.
Timor: *hugs him* I think you need this.
Cambodia: Aww, thanks.
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Thailand: Be careful when you're cutting onions, they make you cry
Cambodia: NOT IF I MAKE THEM CRY FIRST!
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Cambodia: Tinkerbell is literally me.
Vietnam: Explain.
Cambodia: I would die if I didn't get much attention because I'm fabulous.
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Cambodia: I know that I'm a disappointment when I watched all the seasons of Peppa Pig instead of studying.
Malaysia: We're all disappointments in this group.
Cambodia: True, true.
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Singapore: *falls*
Cambodia: Oh my god!
Singapore: *gets up* It's okay, Cam. I'm not hurt.
Cambodia: I don't care if you're hurt or not. IS THE FLOOR OKAY?
Singapore:
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I'm very late. Forgive me. I had no wifi for quite a long time. Also these are mostly cheesy and I'm sorry for that too.
