Just the hetalia ASEAN with Papua New Guinea and Timor messing around. Feel free to ask/dare and request anything! Just keep in mind that there will be slow updates.
(Events in the book are mostly over exaggerated and full of fandom stereotypes hah...
IM SUPER LATE. IM LIKE ONE MONTH LATE IM SORRY BRUNEI!
Imma just do these kind of special chapter from now on...
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Cambodia: BRUNEI! YOU'RE LOSING SO MUCH BLOOD! QUICK, WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?
Brunei: cheerful... long dark brown hair... smiles a lot...
Cambodia: YOUR BLOOD TYPE, BRUNEI!
Myanmar: Wait. Let him continue.
Cambodia: DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM, MYAN! HE'S DYING!
Myanmar: Chill, man. We're countries. His wound is probably gonna heal soon.
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Brunei: *wearing Singa's glasses* How do I look?
Singapore: *squints his eyes* Blurry.
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After meeting...
Brunei: *gets into his car* Ugh... I need to stop thinking of her! It's.. it's not right! It's not muhrim.
Brunei: Maybe... I should listen to some music. *turns on radio*
Radio: Don't be afraid to catch feels~ 🎶 🎶 Ride drop top and-
Brunei: *turns off radio* I should go home quickly and take a rest.
(Song: Feels by Calvin Harris)
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Brunei: Out of all the ASEANs, I'd say that I'm the most emotionally stable.
Myanmar: Suppressing your emotions until you burst isn't called emotionally stable, Brunei.
Brunei: Psssh... I don't do that.
Myanmar: *hugs Brunei* There, there. You can talk to me if you have any problems.
Brunei: LET ME GO! IT'S HARAAM!
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Brunei: Fun fact! A bolt of lightning contains enough energy to toast 100,000 slices of breads.
Thailand: Man, I want to try that, ana~
Vietnam: *comes in* Hey, I just got home from the supermarket and there was a discount for bread. So I bought almost half of their stock.
Myanmar: *bursts in* I BOUGHT A SHIT TON OF BREAD! There was this crazy discount for bread in the supermarket so I bought like half of their stock. Also, I think there's a storm coming, I heard lots of thunders.
Thai & Brun: *look at each other*
Thailand: LET US TOAST THE BREAD, ANA~
Brunei: WE'RE HAVING BREAD FOR DINNER!
Vietnam: Just bread? No rice?
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The ASEAN visiting Singapore
Laos: Yo, this souvenir store is cool!
Singapore: Please don't break anything. I don't want us to get in trouble again...
Brunei: Hey, Mal! I think this shirt suits you.
Malaysia: What is it?
Brunei: This thing. *shows tshirt*
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Malaysia: I don't.. like him!
Brunei: Alright. But you gotta admit tho. It really suits you.
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Teacher Indonesia: Alright, that's our lesson for today. Do you have any questions?
Student Brunei: *raises his hand* I have a question!
Teacher Indonesia: What is it, Brunei?
Student Brunei: An integer from 100 through 999, inclusive, is to be chosen at random. What is the probability that the number chosen will have 0 as at least 1 digit.
Teacher Indonesia: Did you just ask a math question to me?
Student Brunei: I mean, you asked if anyone has a question so I asked a question to you.
Teacher Indonesia: That's not how it works... Besides, I'm your history teacher.
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Brunei: Philippines is really cheerful and bright like the sun.
Philippines: Did you just say I'm fat?
Brunei: What-
Philippines: You're saying that I'm as fat as the sun?
Brunei: No I-
~Brunei ended up in the hospital a few moments later.~
--- Laos: Have you heard that people are now social distancing because of the virus? That's sick.
Brunei: What's so special about it? I do that all the time.
Laos: Yeah, you need to socialize more.
Brunei: Nah, my social skill isn't enough. Probably as short as you.
Laos:
Laos: We're almost the same height.
--- In ASEAN groupchat
Singapore: Hey, Brunei. Can you take care of our young observers today?
Brunei: Sorry, Singa. I'm doing my whores.
Vietnam: Wait what.
Malaysia: He did not just say that lmao
Cambodia: Our innocent Brunei is gone!
Brunei: *CHORES. I'M DOING MY CHORES. THAT WAS AUTOCORRECT.
PNG: *trying to be innocent* What's a whore?
Timor: It's you.
Singapore: Why are these two supposed to be here?
Timor: Estonia helped us hack into this group.
Indonesia: Hold up. Ain't autocorrect corrects you because you use the word often?
