Random Stuff With The ASEAN

bday.

May: Ahahahahahahaha....

May: Brunei's going to kill me for forgetting his birthday.

Brunei: (OvO)

May: I'M SORRY! I REMEMBERED IT I SWEAR. I USUALLY THINK OF WHAT I SHOULD WRITE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY IT'S JUST THAT MY EXAMS DISTRACTED ME FOR A WHILE AND WHEN I THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS OVER I HAD TO DO A SCHOOL PROJECT!

Brunei: You are forgiven.

May: Really?

Brunei: No.

May: wHy? (QAQ)

Brunei: Jk. It's not even my birthday. Well, I did got my independence at 1 January but I celebrate it at 23 February.

May: Aaah... I still feel bad though.

Brunei: You don't need to feel bad.

May: I really feel bad now.

Brunei: No, really. You should've do something for Myanmar instead because his independence day is today.

May: What.

Myanmar: I hate you.

May:

May: Fuck.

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And that's how this chapter was made! Welcome to another birthday chapter where this one is kinda a rip off from the other birthday chapter. So sit down, relax and enjoy this chapter.

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Laos: What if the earth is actually flat?

Myanmar: The earth isn't your chest, Laos.

Laos: You gotta stop hitting people with the truth.

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In a group chat

Malaysia: I'm going to buy drinks. What do y'all want?

Philippines: COKE! COKE IS DA BEST!

Indonesia: TEA IS BEST!

Laos: Coke is love. Coke is life.

Singapore: #teamtea

Vietnam: Did y'all get possessed by England?

Myanmar: Just opened the group chat. What did I miss?

Cambodia: Myan, are you #teamtea or #teamcoke?

Myanmar: ...

Myanmar: I like water.

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Myanmar: Hi!

The others:

Myanmar: Everyone's bones are wet.

Brunei: Why would you say something like that?

Myanmar: No one said hi back.

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Reporter: People from all over Southeast Asia are here to watch the SEA games. *walks over to Myan* And where are you from, mister?

Myanmar: Southeast Asia.

Reporter:

Reporter: Ahahaha, what a lovely joke.

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Cambodia: Fun fact! Your brain tricks you into seeing yourself 5 times more attractive in the mirror than you actually are.

Myanmar: I already think I look ugly whenever I look in the mirror. Dang, I must be really ugly.

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Myanmar: Hey, Sing! Say China but add "va" before it.

Singapore: Va...china?

Myanmar: Pfft... AHAHAHA! I can't believe you said that!

Singapore: What.

Myanmar: Gotta go! *runs off*

Singapore: Vachina... vachina... vachi- wait a minute. COME BACK HERE YOU-

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Myanmar: You can have this, Timor.*gives something to Timor*

Timor: Skincare? *reads label* "makes you look 20 years younger"?

Myanmar: Yup! Since you're entering the teenage world, I might as well give you some.

Timor: Soo... I'm going to look like a fetus or what? Y'know, it says it can make me look 20 years younger and my human age is still 12.

Myanmar: Nah, maybe you'll look like a sperm.

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England: Burma, can you get a drink for me?

Chibi Myanmar: Okay! *gives drink to him*

England: Thank you. Now what do you say?

Chibi Myanmar: What?

England: *expecting Myanmar to say "you're welcome"* You are?

Chibi Myanmar: My fire~ The one desire~ 🎶

(I Want It That Way by Backstreet boys)

England: No.

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Barber: Your haircut is done. You look splendid!

Myanmar: Thank you!

Myanmar: (Wait. Did the barber complimented me or did he complimented himself for doing a great job?)

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Myanmar: So, there's this person that I like..

Malaysia: *chokes on her teh tarik*

Myanmar: To watch in Youtube and his name is PEWDIEPIE!

Malaysia: I THOUGHT YOU ACTUALLY LIKE SOMEONE! YOU ALMOST MADE ME CHOKE TO DEATH!

Myanmar: *shrugs*

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Doctor: It seems like you lack Vitamin C. You need to eat more oranges from now on.

Myanmar: Okay, doc.

A few moments later..

Philippines: Myan? Did you eat all the
cheetos?

Myanmar: Yeah. The doctor said I need to eat more oranges.

Philippines: I... i don't think that's what he meant.

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Myanmar: *pressing the lift button*

*lift opens*

Random person in the lift:

Myanmar: Going up?

Random person: *nods*

Myanmar: *goes in lift* (Why did I asked if it's going up? This is literally the first floor)