Dare by WynterStormyNight
Laos It is on!
Thailand: A staring contest, ana?~ Pssh.... Easy.
Philippines: Heh. I can win this thing for sure.
Cambodia: FYI, I am a champion at this game. You'll see.
Malaysia: I'm the real master here. No one can beat me.
Myanmar: Well, I-
Admin: Okay, we all get it. You guys are good at this game.
Myanmar: Nah, I was about to say that I suck at this game.
Timor: Oh, hey. At least I have someone that's just like me.
Singapore: I'm not the best at staring contests.
PNG: Meh, I either suck at it or good at it. There's no exact answer.
Indonesia: Okay, real talk. I have a feeling that Vietnam would win this.
Vietnam: You're over exaggerating.
Brunei: No, but like, that empty stare is kinda creepy so I guess you would win.
Admin: Can we just go on with it?
Philippines: Alright! Can't wait to win.
Admin: So, the first one will be Brunei versus Cambodia!
Brunei: Okay, but why us?
Admin: I have a spinning wheel app on my phone and it picked you guys. *shows them her phone*
Cambodia: Oh, I see...
Admin: Now, get ready.
Cambodia: I am always ready.
Admin: 3... 2... 1!
Cambodia: *blinks* Fuck.
Brunei: You blinked? After just 1 second?
Cambodia: Yeah, don't judge me. I guess I'm a slave now.
Admin: Not quite. I'll explain it to you. So, since Brunei won, he is in the safe zone. Which means, he won't be a slave. And because you lost, you will have to do another staring contest with another person. Then, the winner will be safe and the loser will have to play again.
Laos: Oooh, I get it.
Myanmar: Okay, Admin. Who's next?
Admin: Next is Cambodia versus Thailand!
Thailand: This will be easy, ana~
Cambodia: As if I'm going to lose again. I will win this time.
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