Random Stuff With The ASEAN

EYYYYYYY!

Hey there! I'm back from Singapore! And I just realised that it's almost Singa's birthday so why not make a special chapter about it. Also, don't worry about your request and ask/dares. I'm still working on it.

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Cambodia: *whispers* Okay, so the plan is Malaysia and I will distract Singa for a moment while Myanmar and Brunei decorate the room. Indonesia and Laos can bake the birthday cake.

Vietnam: *whispers* What do I do?

Philippines: *whispers* You and I are going to do some shopping at the mall and buy some presents.

PNG: *whispers* Can I help too?

Timor: *whispers* And me.

Laos: *whispers* Maybe you guys can draw a picture of Singa?

Malaysia: *whispers* Wtf. They're like 12 and 13. They're not 5 year olds, Laos.

Myanmar: *whispers* Well, maybe you kids can help Thailand with wrapping the presents.

Timor: *whispers* What? No. That's boring.

PNG: *whispers* I'll do it.

Indonesia: *whispers* You can help Laos and I in the kitchen, if you want.

Brunei: *whispers* And when you're done, you can help the others.

Timor: *whispers* Okay, then.

Singapore: You all know that we're in the same room, right? I heard everything you said.

Laos: Crap. Since when were you here?

Singapore: Since you guys came in and started talking about the surprise party for me.

Thailand: Not fair! He's been using his invisible powers to listen to our plan, ana~

Singapore: No. I've been here the whole time and you guys just didn't see me.

Malaysia: Well, since you already know everything.....

Eeryone else: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGARICH!

Singapore: Wat.

Cambodia: You should change your name to that. SingaRICH is a better name than SingaPOOR.

Singapore: *sarcasm* Haha. Really funny, Cam.

Cambodia: Oh, come on. It was a really good pun, you know?

Singapore: Never make a pun about my name again.

Indonesia: Well, I'm so glad that it's your birthday.

Singapore: Did you just say that you're glad that it's my birthday?

Indonesia: Yup.

Singapore: That's really rare for you to say that.

Indonesia: Your birthday means that it's almost my birthday.

Singapore: Of course. How could I forget.

Myanmar: Aw, don't be a sassy lion. It's your birthday! Besides, you're one year closer to death.

Singapore: Countries don't die, idiot. Now, where are my presents?

Vietnam: Well... we prepared a song that we made for you.

Singapore: *raises eyebrows*

Brunei: Well, not actually a song that we made but... it's a song that we change the lyrics.

Malaysia: And... you may not like it.

Laos: And you know that we don't sing well.

Thailand: But we're going to sing it to you anyway, ana~

Timor: We also invited Mr. Austria.

PNG: To help us with the music.

Austria: help me.

Philippines: Okay, let's start!

(Please don't be offended, fellow Singaporeans. This is just a joke. Most of them aren't true anyway)

*music plays*

Malaysia: I can show you the world... Huge yet small, rich Singapore... Tell me Laos, now when did you last saw a clean building?

Laos:  Uuuuum... I don't know.

Thailand: He can open your eyes... With his non-polluted sky... (ana)

Indonesia: Oh, wow. I'm jealous of him.

Cambodia: Everything is expensive. And the rules are very strict...

Philippines: Why?

Vietnam: It's Singapore! A place where everybody says lah...

Brunei: That's true.

Myanmar: Everything is so clean. It's crystal clear...

PNG: That's because he kinda has OCD.

Timor: Now, we're clearly in a place called Singapore....

*music stops*

Singapore:

Vietnam: Was it that bad?

Singapore: No, I'm just confused. Is this supposed to be my birthday gift or an insult for me.

Thailand: Basically, both.

Singapore: Wow. You guys hate me that much. Also, some of the lyrics in the song aren't true.

Myanmar: Well, as expected. He doesn't like the gift, guys.

Indonesia: I told you, we should've done my plan.

Brunei: .....should we do it now?

Cambodia: NOW INDEED!

Malaysia: Wait, what plan?

Laos: Oh, it's a plan that you're kept out of because you won't agree with it.

Malaysia: Say no more. I know what the plan is.

Timor: Are you sure?

Malaysia: You guys are trying to make me and Singa date for his birthday.

PNG: Are we that predictable?

Malaysia: No, just a hunch because they keep shipping us.

Singapore: I mean, I wouldn't mind if we actually went on a date.

Vietnam: *pushes Mal & Sing out of the room* Great! You two go have fun! Bye! *slams the door shut*

Myanmar: Don't forget to lock it.

Vietnam: It's already locked, don't worry.

Indonesia: Wait, I feel like something is a bit off.

Philippines: I feel it too. Something is missing....

Thailand: Now, that I think of it. I also feel that something is strange.

Brunei: Hmmmm... I don't know.

Admin: Hi, guys...

Cambodia: GAH! You scared me, admin.

Myanmar: That's it! Admin was missing the whole time.

Timor: Why are you here just now?

Admin: Because I want to.

PNG: Strange but okay.

Admin: Nah, jk it was because of my homework. Haha.... hah... I hate life.

Vietnam: Then, die.

Admin: No, I'm fine.

Laos: You're writing this instead of doing your homework, right?

Admin: Yup.

Indonesia: Then go do your homework, idiot!

Admin: But, before I leave, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE! EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT HERE! *runs off*

(Weird chapter am I right?)