Dare from hassssen
Admin: Well?
Singapore: I'd rather not, really.
Thailand: Why not, ana?~ Is there something that you're hiding?
Singapore: O-of course not!
Brunei: He's a really bad liar.
Malaysia: Really bad.
Timor: Can we just go on with it?
Admin: Alright! This is a spinning wheel with all your names in it. Let's start! *spins wheel*
Philipines!
Philipines: (shit. I forgot to clear my search history)
Philipines: Ahahaha! My search history would be very boring, anyways. So, why don't we just move on?
Laos: We're still going to look at it. *opens her search history*
(Read from the bottom bc that's how google search history works)
🔎 Search _________________________
• How to make rendang
• Indonesian food
• Malaysian food
• Mangoes or durian
• BruPhil fanfic
Indonesia: How to make rendang?
Philipines: It was supposed to be a surprise for you two. I wanted to try and cook something that you two liked.
Malaysia: Awww, Phil. *hugs her* But, that doesn't explain why you searched "mangoes or durian"
Philipines: I was trying to prove that mangoes are better than durian.
Malaysia: You don't need proof. Everyone knows that durian is better
Philipines: I think you mean only yourself knows that durian is better.
Malaysia: Of course not! Akak Nesia also likes durians.
Indonesia: Wait. You called me Nesia? That's something new.
Philipines: But, I thought she likes mangoes?!
Indonesia: I like both, really.
Mal&Phil: You can't choose both!
Vietnam: Durians or mangoes. It doesn't matter. What matters is that why did you searched "bruphil fanfic"?
Philipines: Oh, that? I was really bored, so I searched it up and I just laughed my ass off while reading some of them because that would never happen. *cries in a corner*
Indonesia: She's speaking the truth. I heard her laughing in pain. It sounded horrible.
Brunei: What?
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