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(A little heads up for y'all that there will be CHEESY stuff)
Dare by me_is_ally
Malaysia: Okay. First of all, that's so mean! And second of all, why would you do this to meee!
May: Cuz the readers want SingMalay to happen.
Malaysia: What if I don't want it to happen?
May: Give one of your state to Philippines.
Philippines: :)
Malaysia:
Malaysia: No.
Philippines: WHY?
Malaysia: I don't trust you with my things. You borrowed my pen 2 years ago and you haven't returned it.
Philippines: Okay, I don't know why you still hold a grudge against me because of a pen.
Malaysia: It was an expensive pen. Plus, it has my flag on it.
May: Alright, cheapskate. Enough talking. Go inside the room. Singa's in there.
Malaysia: W-what?
May: *trying to push her inside* Help me out Phil.
Philippines: Gladly. *pushed Mal inside the room*
Malaysia: Fu-
May: *slams door & locks it* Now we watch.
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Malaysia: Dammit. I don't mind being in a room with him. But it'll be awkward as hell.
Singapore: Who are you talking to?
Malaysia: THE FU- oh it's you.
Singapore: Yeah, it's me. Is that a problem?
Malaysia: N-no, it isn't.
Singapore: *sighs* I don't know why we ended up here but I guess we'll have to deal with it.
Malaysia: You say that as if it's an easy thing.
Singapore: Well, it's not easy dealing with a durian maniac. But I lived with you long enough to handle you.
Malaysia: *climbs up to a chandelier and throws a durian at him* SAY THAT AGAIN, BITCH!
Singapore: *passes out*
Malaysia: Shit.
Malaysia: Oh, well. At least, I don't have to deal with him.
Malaysia: *looks at Singa*
Singapore:
Malaysia:
Malaysia: Dammit his face is too distracting.
Singapore:
Malaysia: What do I do with you now, huh?
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Ngẫu nhiênJust the hetalia ASEAN with Papua New Guinea and Timor messing around. Feel free to ask/dare and request anything! Just keep in mind that there will be slow updates. (Events in the book are mostly over exaggerated and full of fandom stereotypes hah...
