I updated this just after I updated Timor's bday lmao
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Myanmar: Yo, Phil! Let's play try not to get mad challenge!
Philippines: Sure, I'll win anyway.
Myanmar: Yeah, right. I'm gonna be the winner!
Philippines: You have no chance! I'm good at hiding my feelings!
Myanmar: Are u ok?
Philippines: Hahaha..... No one is okay.
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Netherlands: Are you free tomorrow?
Indonesia: Yea? Why u ask?
Netherlands: I'm also free tomorrow. You know what that means?
Indonesia: what????
Philippines: *barges in* HEEEEEEEEY! I'M FREE TOO TOMORROW! WE SHOULD HANG OUT OR SOMETHING. OH! I THINK ATE MAL IS FREE TOO! I SHOULD ALSO INVITE THE OTHER ASEAN MEMBERS! IT'S LIKE A DATE BUT IT'S NOT AHAHAHAH
Philippines: *stares at Neth* (Don't you dare go near my ate, bitch! You don't have my blessing.)
Netherlands: *rolls eyes*
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Vietnam: *singing in the shower*
Vietnam: *using shampoo bottle as mic* I'm afraid of what I'm risking if I follow you~ Into the unknoooooown! Into the unknooOooown~ 🎶 🎶
Philippines: *crashes through door* INTO THE UNKnOOOOooOOOoown!
Vietnam:
(Into the unknown by Panic! At the Disco)
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Cambodia: Check this out! This app can fix your face to make it look better. Wanna try?
Philippines: I just need an app that can fix my broken soul.
Cambodia: mood.
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Malaysia: PHILIPPINES! DID YOU ATE ALL OF MY CHOCOLATE?
Philippines: I only speak minecraft enchanting table.
Malaysia: D╎↸ ||𝙹⚍ ᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ ᔑꖎꖎ 𝙹⎓ ᒲ|| ᓵ⍑𝙹ᓵ𝙹ꖎᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ?
Philippines: lmao yeah.
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Philippines texting with Brunei be like:
Brubru
< Hey um.... Do u have a bf?
No, but I've always wanted
one >
< I can be your bf, if you want.
YOU'LL BE MY BEST FRIEND? >
OMG THANKS BRUUUU >
seen
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Timor: *trying to draw a line* Why isn't it straight!
Philippines: Well, you can't expect it to be straight. Let it be not straight. It's pride month!
Timor: I'm just drawing a line.
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Laos: You know what makes me feel uncomfortable? Feeling a waterfall of blood down in my underwear.
Philippines:
Philippines: Honestly, seeing men's nipples through their shirt makes me uncomfortable. Like, no. Stop. Wear a bra.
Laos: Heheh.. Men's bra should be called bruhs.
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Singapore: *comes in a room* What the- Phil what are you doing?
Philippines: *glued herself upside down on the ceiling* I was bored being quarantined.
Singapore: You-
Philippines: SHHHH! this is the new normal.
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Philippines: *barges in world meeting room* TELL ME WHY!
America: AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE!
Philippines: *marches to ASEAN table* TELL ME WHY!
Australia: AIN'T NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE!
Philippines: *grabs Thai by the collar* TELL ME WHY YOU TOOK MY PRECIOUS MANGOES FROM ME, MOTHERFUCKER!
Thailand: I-i just wanted to make some mango sticky rice, ana.....
Philippines: Fair enough. Share some with me later.
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Philippines: WE'RE GOING TO WHAT NOW?
PNG: Uum, Vietnam said we should visit the other asians and make sure they're okay tomorrow.
Philippines: BUT I HAVE PLANS!
PNG: Are they really that important?
Philippines: YES I WAS GOING TO WATCH SOME DRAMA THE WHOLE DAY! I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SEE THE OTHER ASIANS
PNG: oh. that is important.
YOU ARE READING
Random Stuff With The ASEAN
De TodoJust the hetalia ASEAN with Papua New Guinea and Timor messing around. Feel free to ask/dare and request anything! Just keep in mind that there will be slow updates. (Events in the book are mostly over exaggerated and full of fandom stereotypes hah...
