Have you ever heard of Durian dodgeball?

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Dare by Collette_Ling_Moon

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Dare by Collette_Ling_Moon

Cambodia: AW HELL NAH!

Malaysia: My time has come...

Vietnam: Back to hell we go.

Timor: Nope nope nope nope nope nope.

Indonesia: (What if I change the durian with a jackfruit?) *jackfruit is a fruit that's similar to a durian but is less spikey

Brunei: I knew that this will happen someday.

Myanmar: I'll make the invitations for our funerals.

Singapore: You're over reacting. We won't die.... right?

May: As long as Malaysia's demonic durian side doesn't show up, I think you guys will be fine.

Laos: Who are you?

May: I'm Admin. But from now on, you'll know me as May.

PNG: Well... I'M GOING TO BE IN ONE TEAM WITH MALAYSIA!

Philippines: NO I AM!

Thailand: Looks like Malaysia is the main character for this chapter, ana~

Cambodia: You know what? It doesn't matter if we die or not. All I care is that my beautiful face will not be ruined by a durian.

Laos: Alright, everyone make sure to hit his face a thousand times with a durian.

Vietnam: Will gladly do.

May: Okay, let's split into two groups using the spinning wheel again.

Group 1: Myanmar, Malaysia, Singapore, Thailand, Brunei, Indonesia.

Group 2: Timor, Vietnam, PNG, Laos, Philippines, Cambodia.

Malaysia: Why am I in one group with him? *points at Singa*

May: *shrugs* Just deal with it. Now, off to the field!

*POOF*

Indonesia: Please warn us if you're going to teleport us.

May: *ignores her* Alright! Choose your captains and we'll start the game.

Brunei: I think we all know who's captain in this group.

Thailand: Yeah, it's obviously-

Singapore: Me.

Myanmar: Our captain is Malaysia.

Singapore: Fine, then I'll be assistant captain.

Malaysia: I'm afraid that role has been taken by my sister.

Cambodia: I think our team captain should be m-

Timor: Vietnam.

Cambodia: I-

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