Dare by Collette_Ling_Moon
Cambodia: AW HELL NAH!
Malaysia: My time has come...
Vietnam: Back to hell we go.
Timor: Nope nope nope nope nope nope.
Indonesia: (What if I change the durian with a jackfruit?) *jackfruit is a fruit that's similar to a durian but is less spikey
Brunei: I knew that this will happen someday.
Myanmar: I'll make the invitations for our funerals.
Singapore: You're over reacting. We won't die.... right?
May: As long as Malaysia's demonic durian side doesn't show up, I think you guys will be fine.
Laos: Who are you?
May: I'm Admin. But from now on, you'll know me as May.
PNG: Well... I'M GOING TO BE IN ONE TEAM WITH MALAYSIA!
Philippines: NO I AM!
Thailand: Looks like Malaysia is the main character for this chapter, ana~
Cambodia: You know what? It doesn't matter if we die or not. All I care is that my beautiful face will not be ruined by a durian.
Laos: Alright, everyone make sure to hit his face a thousand times with a durian.
Vietnam: Will gladly do.
May: Okay, let's split into two groups using the spinning wheel again.
Group 1: Myanmar, Malaysia, Singapore, Thailand, Brunei, Indonesia.
Group 2: Timor, Vietnam, PNG, Laos, Philippines, Cambodia.
Malaysia: Why am I in one group with him? *points at Singa*
May: *shrugs* Just deal with it. Now, off to the field!
*POOF*
Indonesia: Please warn us if you're going to teleport us.
May: *ignores her* Alright! Choose your captains and we'll start the game.
Brunei: I think we all know who's captain in this group.
Thailand: Yeah, it's obviously-
Singapore: Me.
Myanmar: Our captain is Malaysia.
Singapore: Fine, then I'll be assistant captain.
Malaysia: I'm afraid that role has been taken by my sister.
Cambodia: I think our team captain should be m-
Timor: Vietnam.
Cambodia: I-
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