Malaysia: I can't believe it.
Malaysia: Admin was stupid enough to forget about my birthday.
Admin: I'm sorryyyyy... I kinda forgot because I was writing other chapters. Please forgive me... At least it's still your birthday.
Malaysia: You owe me for forgetting.
Admin: I know. So, I already thought of something to make it up.
Malaysia: And?
Admin: It's a secret. Now, just go and celebrate it with your sisters.
Malaysia: Alright, alright.
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Indo&Phil: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Malaysia: I was expecting to be forgotten.
Indonesia: How could we forget such an important day?
Philippines: If you think of it, we did forget your birthday.
Indonesia: Let's not talk about that.
Malaysia: So, any gifts for me?
Indo&Phil: Nope.
Malaysia: I hate you guys.
Indonesia: We know. But, we can hangout and go somewhere.
Philippines: AND we'll buy you anything with our own money.
Malaysia: Okay, let's go!
Time skip
Malaysia: I want this And this! And also this thing!
Indonesia: Isn't that a lot of stuff? (My money...)
Malaysia: Well, if it wastes all your money, then why not buy a lot?
Philippines: I want to curse so damn loud but we're in a public place.
Indonesia: Since when do we care about being in a public place?
Philippines: Right. *inhales* *PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Malaysia: You done?
Philippines: Yes.
Malaysia: Great. Oh, I just remembered something. Admin said she has a gift for me but it's a secret. I wonder what it is?
Indonesia: She's admin. It could be anything.
Malaysia: That's true. But what?
Philippines: Don't ask us. We don't know anything.
Malaysia: Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm just curious about i- *bumps into someone* Oof!
???: My apologies. I didn't mean to bump into you. I was in a hurry. *helps her up*
Malaysia: Oh, it's fine. I wasn't even looki- Singa?
Singapore: Wait. Mal?
Philippines: *whispers* I think this is Admin's gift.
Indonesia: *whispers back* Definitely.
Singapore: Oh, and you two are here.
Indonesia: Well, duh. Today is something special. So, we're here to hangout.
Philippines: What brings you here, Singa?
Singapore: Ah. I was.... *looks at Mal* doing something important. Yeah...
Philippines: Oh, for goodness sake. We know you're here to buy her a gift.
Singapore: What?
Indonesia: Bring her with you. That would be the perfect gift for her.
Malaysia: A-akak!
Philippines: Well, so long! *runs off with Nesia*
Singapore: Those two...
Malaysia: They're always like this.
Singapore: You can go if you want.
Malaysia: .......maybe I'll stay. *turns red*
Singapore: Really? I-i mean it's fine if you want to stay here with me. But, you can also go.
Malaysia: I-I'll stay with you.
Singapore: *blushes* Well, okay then. Where do you want to go?
Malaysia: Anywhere is fine.
Meanwhile....
PNG: I don't get why we're here.
Laos: To stalk them of course. It's been a while since I've seen my ships together.
Brunei: Yeah, but why bring us along?
Indonesia: Trust me. It's worth seeing.
Thailand: Can't we get out of this bush, ana?~ There's ten of us in one bush.
Cambodia: One more thing. Why are we inside a bush that is in the middle of the mall?
Philippines: Yeah, we should get out.
Vietnam: Sshh.. They're heading to the movies.
Timor: Too bad we can't follow them in.
Myanmar: I guess we just have to wait.
Time skip
Malaysia: That was a surprisingly good movie.
Singapore: Yeah, those action moves were really cool! *suddenly does action moves* HYAA!
Malaysia: Pffffft... Hahahaha! I forgot how weird you are once you're not in a meeting.
Singapore: Well, at least it made you smile.
Malaysia: *blushes* Whatever you say, lah.
Singapore: Where do you want to go after this?
Malaysia: Uum, maybe eat something?
Singapore: Sure. I know a great place to eat. *grabs her hand* Come on.
Malaysia: O-okay.
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Philippines: Things are going smoothly. Everything is just perfect.
Myanmar: *groans* Can't we just go now?
Vietnam: You can go with Timor and Papua New Guinea if you want. They're at the arcade.
Myanmar: Then, I'll join them!
Cambodia: I want to come!
Brunei: And me!
Thailand: Don't forget me, ana!~
Myanmar: Alright. Let's go!
Indonesia: And we'll stay here to watch their progress.
Laos: Well, so far nothing happens.
Philippines: Yeah, this is quite useless.
Vietnam: You girls want to go and do some shopping instead?
Laos: Yeah, sure.
Indonesia: I'm in. Although, I don't really have that much money because of Mal.
Philippines: Yeah, me too.
Vietnam: It doesn't matter. We're just going to go around the mall and look at stuff.
Laos: Well, okay. Let's get out of here.
And so, that was how the day was spent with mostly stalking Mal and Singa. The rest is just random shits they do in the mall.
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