Dare by Maysaretta
I lost the screenshot of the dare. Basically the dare was about the other ASEANs eat chilli sauce that Nesia, Mal, and Brun made with 1000 chillis.
(May contain some sensitive issues. Please don't take it seriously)
Indonesia: Welcome to cooking with Nesia! ...and also Malon and Brunbrun.
Malaysia: Today, we are making sambal (chilli sauce) with a thousand chilies! Which is still a small amount but it'll do.
Indonesia: Hmm... But only serving sambal would be too plain. I suggest we serve some kerupuk for them to dip in the sambal!
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(Here's a picture of kerupuk. It's a fried cracker that you can eat with any savoury dish)
Malaysia: I guess we can do that. Considering that it would be weird to just eat sambal only.
Brunei: Wait.. wouldn't our sambals be different because we're from different countries?
Indonesia: What? You changed the recipe that I told you?
Malaysia: What do you mean, ah? You're saying that only you can make a good sambal?
Indonesia: Nonono! I didn't mean that. Although... I am quite a good cook, am I right?
Malaysia: Heh. But I'm still better.
Indonesia: ExCuse mE? Who do you think taught you how to cook MY food?
Malaysia: YOUR food? It's MY food as well!
Brunei: ugh.. not again.. please don't fight.. we can.. we can share...
*fighting continues*
Philippines: Hello! What are you guys doi- oh.
Brunei: help me..
Philippines: Not again... WILL YOU TWO EVER STOP FIGHTING?
MalIndo: •-•
Philippines: Why won't you two just get along? We are sisters goddammit! WE ARE ONE! MAPHILINDO!
Indonesia: Phil, I-
Philippines: You fight over every. single. thing! It's frustrating! And I never want to do this but..
Malaysia: No... don't do it.
Philippines: You'll have to stand by the corner and think of what you've done.
Indonesia: Philippines... how could you do this to your big sister?
Philippines: I mean, my country's age is waaaaaayyy more older than yours. It's just that my human age is younger than you.
Indonesia: Oh shut up. I've been here way longer than you. You may have your independence earlier but I was here before all of you!
Philippines: Whatever. Just stand in the corner!
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