Dare by: Hiruhiru27
Philippines: THIS IS THE DARE THAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!
Malaysia: Finally! A dare that's worth doing.
Indonesia: I'm mostly excited on pranking our colonizers :)
Malaysia: And we can also use that plan to switch hairstyles.
Philippines: Let's plan everything first! We have to plan many pranks as we can.
Time skip
Germany: Alright. Please sit down as your asigned seats and we'll start the meeting as soon as we can. Today we will discuss about immigrants around the world. Now-
England: BLOODY HELL!
Germany: *sighs* Is there something wrong, England?
England: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG'? THERE IS CLEARLY A HUMONGOUS LIZARD CREATURE BENEATH THE TABLE AND IT'S TRYING TO BITE ME!
Germany: England, if this is one of your magic nonsense again-OH MY FUCKING GOD! What is that creature?
America: Awesome! It's like a dinosaur!
Russia: Maybe, I can use it for my military, da?
Luxembourg: Godzilla is that you?
Netherlands: Don't be stupid. I didn't raised you to be stupid.
Turkey: You could pet that cat instead, Greece.
Greece: You just want me to get killed, do you?
England: SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME FOR GOODNESS SAKE! IT'S ALREADY NIBBLING MY SHOE!
Myanmar: *looks under the table* Oh.
Singapore: *also looking under the table* Oh, indeed.
Vietnam: Indonesia, is that one of your Komodo Dragons or whatever it is?
Indonesia: Hm? Is it? Oh my, how could it escape from my house?
Thailand: Eh? You're Indonesia? I thought you were Malaysia, ana~ You switched hairstyles, I see.
Cambodia: I assume Malaysia and Philippines are also helping you with this prank.
YOU ARE READING
Random Stuff With The ASEAN
RandomJust the hetalia ASEAN with Papua New Guinea and Timor messing around. Feel free to ask/dare and request anything! Just keep in mind that there will be slow updates. (Events in the book are mostly over exaggerated and full of fandom stereotypes hah...