Recently, I've been reading news and came across an interesting one. Some members of the ASEAN have received trash from western countries and I just randomly started to imagine this in hetalia. And that's how this chapter was born.
This chapter is for comedy purposes only. Don't take it seriously, please.
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Malaysia: *flips table* These shitty countries kept sending trash to me!
Indonesia: I know right? They also sent me trash.
Malaysia: That's it! I'm sending them back!
Philipines: Good idea! I'll do that too.
Vietnam: Ever since China banned waste imports, my country has also received trash from those- peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep
Indonesia: Viet, there are children here.
Thailand: These trash imports are out of control, ana~
Malaysia: We really should do something about it. These madafakas need to learn a lesson.
Cambodia: Calm down, guys.
Philipines: Who could calm down if someone just sent you some trash that should be their responsibilities and expects you to just deal with it.
Laos: Weirdly specific but okay.
Myanmar: Oh, please. It's not like you guys are the only ones that have problems.
Brunei: We all have problems. But, I guess this kind of problem is easier to handle.
Malaysia: It's still quite troubling, though. The trash is really irritating me.
Laos: Wait, I know what to do to get back on those countries who sent you guys trash.
Singapore: Coming from you, it's got to be something childish.
Laos: Aren't we all?
Brunei: What is your idea?
Laos: We should do an ultimate prank on them!
ASEAN even Singa:
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GREAT IDEA!
Admin: Pranking them is very unrelated to anything, but okay. Here's the list of countries:
- America
- England
- Australia
- Canada
- Germany
- Japan
- France
Indonesia: That's a lot. Are you sure that we're going to prank them all?
Singapore: I don't think we could prank them all. Maybe only a few. Well, I think we should do it in order. So, America first.
Vietnam: Dammit. I really wanted to prank France first. Oh, well.
ASEAN: Let's go!
Admin: I'm just going to come.
*meeting room now empty*
Timor: They forgot about us again
PNG: That means we could spend more time together. We could go-
Timor: *quickly cuts him off* No.
PNG: Do you even know what I'm about to say?
Timor: No. But, I know that it's going to be stupid.
PNG: Spending time together is not a stupid idea.
Timor: Wat.
PNG: I'll take that as a yes. Let's go!
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RandomJust the hetalia ASEAN with Papua New Guinea and Timor messing around. Feel free to ask/dare and request anything! Just keep in mind that there will be slow updates. (Events in the book are mostly over exaggerated and full of fandom stereotypes hah...
