Bothering the EU

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Admin: We got another dare!

Laos: Yes! This is a dare that I like

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Laos: Yes! This is a dare that I like.

Brunei: Agreed. Please give us dares like this.

Admin: Don't listen to them. You can torture them all you want.

Singapore: Fruk you, admin.

Philipines: I can't wait to do the dare.

Cambodia: Well, then. Let's do it now!

Everyone: Yeah!

Time skip

Germany: Alright. Let's start the meeting, shall we?

Austria: You already said that 1 hour
ago.

France: And the hour before. And the hour before that.

Italy: Ve~ I want to eat pasta!

England: Honestly, I think this meeting is quite useless.

Germany: We're here to discuss about the brexit, you dummkoph.

Myanmar: *slams door open* Wassup, madafakas.

PNG: We're here to spoil the meeting.

Brunei: Wait, are we supposed to say that?

Cambodia: It's fine. The dare is to bother them and do whatever the hell we want.

Philipines: Well, okay.  *plays "Old Town Road" loudly and starts singing along*

Spain: Let's go! *joins Phil*

Singapore: *turns the lights on and off constantly*

Myanmar: I brought a spray can! *starts running around while spraying paint at everyone*

Indonesia: *bangs two frying pans*

Greece: *sleeping*

Cyprus: Sometimes, I wish to be like this guy. Sleeping peacefully and ignore all the problems in the world.

Malaysia: *having fun throwing durians everywhere*

Thailand: *crashes in with his elephants* ANA!

Vietnam: *hits everyone with her paddle, especially France* 

Timor: *dances on top of the table*

Portugal: Did I raise her to do this? *face palms*

PNG: *breaks everything in the room*

Sweden: No! Don't break that beautiful Ikea furniture.

PNG: *breaks it anyway*

Sweden: Listen here you fukin son of a biscuit.

Cambodia: *screaming like a crazy cavemen*

Brunei: *under the table to scare people*

Netherlands: What is going on?

Belgium: Chaos, broer (brother). Chaos.

Luxembourg: I don't like this at all.




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