Admin: We got another dare!
Laos: Yes! This is a dare that I like.Brunei: Agreed. Please give us dares like this.
Admin: Don't listen to them. You can torture them all you want.
Singapore: Fruk you, admin.
Philipines: I can't wait to do the dare.
Cambodia: Well, then. Let's do it now!
Everyone: Yeah!
Time skip
Germany: Alright. Let's start the meeting, shall we?
Austria: You already said that 1 hour
ago.France: And the hour before. And the hour before that.
Italy: Ve~ I want to eat pasta!
England: Honestly, I think this meeting is quite useless.
Germany: We're here to discuss about the brexit, you dummkoph.
Myanmar: *slams door open* Wassup, madafakas.
PNG: We're here to spoil the meeting.
Brunei: Wait, are we supposed to say that?
Cambodia: It's fine. The dare is to bother them and do whatever the hell we want.
Philipines: Well, okay. *plays "Old Town Road" loudly and starts singing along*
Spain: Let's go! *joins Phil*
Singapore: *turns the lights on and off constantly*
Myanmar: I brought a spray can! *starts running around while spraying paint at everyone*
Indonesia: *bangs two frying pans*
Greece: *sleeping*
Cyprus: Sometimes, I wish to be like this guy. Sleeping peacefully and ignore all the problems in the world.
Malaysia: *having fun throwing durians everywhere*
Thailand: *crashes in with his elephants* ANA!
Vietnam: *hits everyone with her paddle, especially France*
Timor: *dances on top of the table*
Portugal: Did I raise her to do this? *face palms*
PNG: *breaks everything in the room*
Sweden: No! Don't break that beautiful Ikea furniture.
PNG: *breaks it anyway*
Sweden: Listen here you fukin son of a biscuit.
Cambodia: *screaming like a crazy cavemen*
Brunei: *under the table to scare people*
Netherlands: What is going on?
Belgium: Chaos, broer (brother). Chaos.
Luxembourg: I don't like this at all.
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Random Stuff With The ASEAN
OverigJust the hetalia ASEAN with Papua New Guinea and Timor messing around. Feel free to ask/dare and request anything! Just keep in mind that there will be slow updates. (Events in the book are mostly over exaggerated and full of fandom stereotypes hah...