Whatever It Takes
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I decided to get a head start and fly over to Beijing. Where Joyce's candy ass is. Man, I gotta stop watching WWE.
I looked around the entire city once I got there, looking for him. This dude is fricking pale as Elsa's hair from Frozen, and has a shiny ass bald head. How hard is he to spot? Oh, I know why. Just when I was about to give up, I saw that blind-eyed shiny head sitting onto of a roof drinking milk.
What the hell?
Just for the fun of it, I flew straight at him and slamming onto the roof hard, causing to fall out of the chair he sat in.
"What the hell!" He shouted as he got up to his feet. "Are you crazy?!"
"Nope. I'm completely sane. Now.. you're going to tell exactly what you plan to do with that seed or I will drop you from this building." I threatened. I tried to be nice, but knowing him to be the asshole he is, he laughed.
"You're not going to do anything."
"Okay. You asked for it." Before he could retort anything back, I grabbed him by the collar and let him lean back over the edge of the roof, so that if I let go, he'd go flying to the ground. He screamed like a little girl and held onto my wrist for dear life.
"Please, please. I was just chased by a bunch of CIA assassins and I don't need a kid assassin too."
"Wait, the CIA really tried to kill you?" I asked as I scoffed. He rolled his eyes and looked at me.
"Why do you think I was even on the roof? I could have been anywhere else, but I came to the roof to do what?!" I glared before realization hit me and I furrowed my eyebrows.
"You..were waiting for us?"
"Wow. Thanks for stating the offense!" I shook my head before I began to connect the connected ship.
"Guys, this is Lordes. Does anybody copy?"
"We're here, Lordes. What's the problem?" I heard Hound ask as I looked at Joyce.
"Well, I found Elsa's ugly bald headed twin sister.." I said as Joyce yelled a 'hey' over to me. "And he's got himself into some trouble. CIA assassins were after him and he has the seed. I think he can explain it to you from there." I said as I pulled up from the edge and handed him the comm.
"Speak to him. Now." I demanded as I held my fist up to his face while he took the earpiece.
"I..um..I was going to..use the seed...to build more Transformium for my prototypes. But after Mr. Yeager called with the concern that my prototype, Galvatron, might be..Megatron in disguise, I had to stop the deal with my associates because I don't want to make more prototypes and they turn out to be Decepticons. But apparently, my associates didn't agree and wanted to kill me." He explained as I smirked.
"That's a shocker."
"Hey, at least I didn't let the seed out of my hands! You should thank me for that!" He shouted as I rolled my eyes and took back my earpiece.
"How far out are you guys?" I asked.
"About 5 minutes out. We'll be there soon." Hound said as I nodded.
"Good. 'Cause I really don't want to say on this roof with this drama queen any longer." I said as I looked at Joyce who was still sipping on that nasty Chinese milk. Eww!
I paced the roof, thinking about what to do and how to get the seed out of here before 'Galvatron' finds it. My only option would be to either use the evacuation route or.. I'd have to go to space.
Well, whichever one, I had to do it. Whatever it takes.
"Why are you looking so low?" Joyce asked as I looked over at him.
"That's none of your business."
"Well, we'll be on the roof for a bit so I'd say make the company while it lasts." I sighed heavily before I leaned against a table that was on the roof.
"Well, I just found out a couple weeks ago that my parents may have not been my real parents. I also found out that Optimus Prime may be a familiar with me. Other than that, I'm debating on whether to get that seed out of the city or to take it up to space." I said as Joyce shrugged.
"Just..do what you feel is best." I nodded.
"You know, for once in the couple weeks I met your insane ass, I agree with you." I said with a smirk. The wind began to grow heavy and I looked up to see the connected ship approaching us.
"They're here!"
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