Ismahan attempted to get up one day, but was too tired and gave up, and fell back asleep.
Then her angry Italian friends kicked her out of her bed, from the room. But she was still so lazy she managed to float back into the bed.
That is when a portal opened, and then an all seeing being came through.
"You, Ismahan, are lazy, a true hero to our community, please join our life form on planet Bed" She gave a tired and lazy shrug. The alien squealed like a five year old girl, and gave Ismahan a eloganted pillow. Ismahan waddled and flopped onto the floating pillow, and then the alien taken her back tot he planet. So she taken a nap.
When they got to the planet, she was awoken by lots of tiny little eyes watching her. They were really happy to see her. She then smacked a few of them to go get her food. They came back with a tuna and cucumber bagette from the canteen. She was nearly as angry as Marvellous.
"YOU STUPID ALIEN LAZES I DONT LIKE CUCUMBERRRRRRR" and with such force she got back to the main world, in her uniform during maths class with dribble down her chin.
"Maybe it was all just a dream" But then she found a tuna and cucumber baguette in her bag, and then she decided to through it down the teachers neck and she had a free period
Courtesy of Marvellous
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The reason I make gay jokes
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If anyone gets these jokes I will love you forever
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FantasiMah friends can ask for a oneshot to be done and i shall Idk about the smutty smut, nothin serious all for a laugh (cough cough) Thanks Jess Noodle for this travesty Requests n shit cause my imagination only goes so far The weirder the better
