WHILST SECURITY STEVE GLARED AT EVIE AND SLAPPED HER, KAYLEIGH GOT BORED AND WALKED OFF. SHE WENT TO SAINSBURYS WITH HER HEALED ARM AND PICKED OUT A BOOK CALLED SCIENCE BY DR SCIENCE. SHE READ IT AND PUT IT BACK. AS SHE WALKED OFF SHE HEAED A FAINT ITALIAN VOICE. BUT IT WAS COMING FROM THE SKY. HMM. AN ORANGE WENT SMACK BANG ONTO THAT STATUEY THING BY SPORTS DIRECT. KAYLEIGH WAS HUNGRY SO SHE PEELED IT. her eyes brightened at this flavor.
"Waw everyone! come taste this massive outer worldly orange!"
Jess noodle pulled up from her jazz club
Ismahan came straight from her dojo
Harman came straight from his shoe
Jocelyn came back from the wizarding world
And all the other extras
And they dined for days on the orange until they found the centre, an ANGRY ITALIAN
"I have broken freeeee" she cried.The end
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FantasyMah friends can ask for a oneshot to be done and i shall Idk about the smutty smut, nothin serious all for a laugh (cough cough) Thanks Jess Noodle for this travesty Requests n shit cause my imagination only goes so far The weirder the better