Dr rizzy was rlly bored and decided to make 10A1 to read stave 3 of christmas carol, and instead of reading it himself he made an american man he shoved into the whiteboard read. but the american voice was m a d and wanted to stand up to this so he went to a magical lady (pima) and she started dactylic diametering towards him and give him a potion
"Neighhhhhhhhhhh" the horse lady said. When he got to the Fred part he sprinkled some special cheese on dr rizzy's unsuspecting toes and suddenly he went into the book. He was in Fred's party. Suddenly, Topper blindly stopped chasing the plump lilac women when he caught smelly of some rather cheesy toes. He then started to chase dr rizzy around the house. Dr rizzy was rlly happy with all the attention and liked running around at god speed. When he turned back the shorter young man said.
"Whats your name sexy b e a s t" (thanks Ethan) and suddenly they went into the corner and strated seductively feeding each other mince pies when scroog estepped on dr rizzy's toes and emptied all the cheese out.
"Our time is up my love buh bye" and then dr rizzy was in a socratic discussion.
"-topper may be a mug but he was nice and welcome" jess noidle declared and dr rizzy nodded his head along thoughtfully.
"And yes he was..." and then ramadan spoke up to build on Jess's addition and he was like
"nO tHaTs RuBbIsH nOw PuT tHe TaBlEs BacK" and as the tables were put back and jess noodle was trying to call out to miss pima with Me and Tear and share toes he was like
"Hmmmmm why u guys find my lover...uh i mean t o p p e r very funny" suddenly all their faces went dark and they said "we know about y o u" and dr rizzy git scared " we r very hard yaoi shippers uwu tell us all about it including the j u i c y bits!" They exclaimed mood changing.
~16 krusty krab shifts later~
Everyone was in tears and baguette feet brad opened a portal to forever make him be with his lover Topper.
The end
Isnert reference;
Im gay dah bah dee bah bah bah bah dah bah dee dah bah dah
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FantasyMah friends can ask for a oneshot to be done and i shall Idk about the smutty smut, nothin serious all for a laugh (cough cough) Thanks Jess Noodle for this travesty Requests n shit cause my imagination only goes so far The weirder the better
