"SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK I AM GIVING UP CONTIE AND INSTEAD GONNA USE MY TIME TO SAVE THE TURTLES INDIVIDUALLY AND PESONALLY" jess burst in the school and made this declaration in the hall in assembly and somehow all the other tutors heard. Everyone fainted, some got hypothermia from how cold those words hit, some then got a great depression. SHe then leaped off of the stage to her hyrdoflask boyfriend (who was secretly a turtle furry)
"Come on selax" she swooned.
"I OBJECT" Jeremy Kyle stood up from the hall, ever since Jeremy kyle was cancelled he became a student at mangotsfield. "YOU ARE THE ONLY THING THAT HOLDS OUR SCHOOL TOGETHER, OUR COMMUNITY NEEDS YOU!!!"
"meh" she shrugged. she was then about to skip out of the hall when he shouted,
"EARTH WORM SALLY WOULD NOT BE HAPPY" she then immediately turned around.
"and I oop-" She then shed her high ponytail and her scrunchies, her hydroflask hit the floor with a thud and she then turned to her boyfriend.
"I am sorry lads, but conTIE IS CALLLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG" she then proceeded to get on her phone and update the next chapter of contie 2.
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FantasyMah friends can ask for a oneshot to be done and i shall Idk about the smutty smut, nothin serious all for a laugh (cough cough) Thanks Jess Noodle for this travesty Requests n shit cause my imagination only goes so far The weirder the better
